prepare to be blown away

If you didn’t see the “American Idol” finale last night, and odds are good you didn’t because it was the lowest rated finale in the shows history, you missed the return of that girl who auditioned in a bikini. She’s not attractive and she can’t sing, and you could go 5 minutes down the street to UCLA and find 1800 girls with better bodies, yet for some reason it didn’t occur to her that she was being set up when they asked her to come sing in a bikini.

Because then the judge Kara came out … and she was singing too! “Oh NuUh!”, I said as I snapped my fingers in a circular motion. And then Kara sort of pulled open her dress to show what may have also been a bikini. I could barely even catch my breath. I bet this goes down as the most shocking thing on live TV since the Challenger blew up.