Audrina Patridge, star of “Whatever The Hell It Is She Does”, celebrated her 24th birthday Saturday night at Eva Longorias restaurant Beso in this awesome dress that through some trickery of physics somehow kept her giant rack wrapped up all night. Don’t even bother standing on your desk and trying to look down her dress though, because that doesn’t work. All it did was hurt my eyes and now I have a headache.
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I’d fuck this girl till her eyes straightened!!
Wonkeyed bitch.
since we already saw this girl nakid, I think I’m over seeing pictures of her in cloths!
Brendon; for future reference, it would be advisable to only post 1 of the photos that you mention in your blurb, followed by the nude photos of her that we all know and love.
Thank you,
“avid reader”
This is the kind of dress that looks best lying in a heap on the floor totally spent…kinda like the chick wearing it…
Meh…
“This is the kind of dress that looks best lying in a heap on the floor totally spent…kinda like the chick wearing it…”
After lefty “SNAPS THE MOTHER FUCKING FRAME?”
This chick has no ass whatsoever. I’d say I’d pass…but we all know damn well that I would hit that.
i’m beginning to pray for some kind of karmic event to wipe this bitch and the countless other wastes of space in hollywood off the planet.
If this mystery fabric can be used to contain Audrina’s amazing tits, could we not also use it to keep Paris’ legs closed?
the worlds greatest dress is invisible to men and visible to women!
Seriously, DB, based on your posts you’d fuck just about anything.
How’d your Amazon woman date go? Did she club you and take you back to your cave?
“i’m beginning to pray for some kind of karmic event to wipe this bitch and the countless other wastes of space in hollywood off the planet.”
diane, would a rabies outbreak at a PeTA event or a cattle stampede at a major Hollywood vegan celebration answer your prayers?…
no, rick. it needs to be more catastrophic. preferably something that renders limbs from bodies while they get told by god how useless they are. sorta like being smited.
I wish someone would just kill every cast member of The Hills. Slowly. With a spoon.
Is smiting kind of like what Harvey Keitel did to Hitler in Little Nicky? Complete with Rodney Dangerfield as an audience?
“it needs to be more catastrophic.”
How about this…Kong Kuntassian o.d.ed on PCP and drain cleaner going Godzirra at the wrap party for “The Hills” after hearing the all-you-can-stomach buffet closed early…with me in a Papal vestments riding her like a rented mule telling them this is God’s wrath on all celebutards…
did you seriously just admit to having watched little nicky?
No, thats just shoving a pineapple up his arse Mirror
diane, it was worth the agony to see Hitler anally abused…
I totally disagree with the title, this is the world’s greatest dress:
http://tiny.cc/DzQ8K