I didn’t think this was the kind of thing beauty pageants did, but apparently it is, because the Miss USA pageant is now confirming that they paid for Miss California (yes that one) to get breast implants before the Miss USA finals. The Huffington Post says…
Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition.
In an interview on “The Early Show,” Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California Pageant, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job.
“We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done,” Lewis told “Early Show” co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez.
“We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage.”
I assume Miss USA is some kind of government agency, so hopefully this means what I think it does: not having big tits is now illegal. Now if we can just deport the fatties and girls who don’t put out, it will be like we’re living in heaven.
fake titties are an abomination against god, just liike gays
Too much text, not enough tits or laughs.
who cares…unless she is blowing me
Those tits don’t really look that impressive, she must have really been a flattie before the implants. That being said I would fuck the Jesus right out of her.
I’ve got another implant for her…….
Well saidn, General Douchery
I’d let her blow me…..so as to prevent me from marrying a gay….
BiggieSteve….
…also….very well said….
Wow…..
…this place is dead since everybody got logged off…and now can’t find their passwords, etc..
It is my personal opinion that uh, in my family we personally agree that uh all women who, you know, want to get bigger boobs should, you know, like get them? Thank you.
And the problem is??????
Sounds like a great idea…..two tits Perez Hilton will never touch
I have no idea what the password for this account is…firefox and chrome both know but they have their little dots to keep the secret.
Codpiece…..
A brave brave brave statement for human freedom…..
Kudos to you…
I have what some consider “breast implants” as well.
Except mine are not silicone. They are the result of a “box-a-day” Twinkie habit I formed in Vietnam.
Ah, Perez Hilton. Spouting the nobility of tolerance, then trashing those whose opinion differs from his own. What a model of consistency.
Will the Miss California Pageant help me get a blow job?
I bet she had to give great helment to the biggest boob in the world (Donald Trump)
Haha, “great helmet.” Nice reference.
I would rail this skinny dame until her petunia pussy popped out her nose and she was smelling hot manjam
Scum….I’m sure Perez would help you out with that blowjob….