05.07.2009 this is much better

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These new pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini are very much like the other pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini, except greener.

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(168) Comments

  1. Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! 05/07/2009 08:14

    Even after 3 kids, I bet her vagina muscles could cut my cock in half.

  2. Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! 05/07/2009 08:16

    BTW, where are the Regis in a speedo poolside pictures. The ladies on this site are screaming favourism. They need some love, too.

  3. What Me Worry? 05/07/2009 08:16

    I wonder if Regis ever gets any of that? Would probably snap his frame.

  4. Slaappy 05/07/2009 08:17

    I got penis belly button envy!

  5. Dr Drew 05/07/2009 08:18

    she probably fucks like a champ too

  6. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/07/2009 08:18

    I would ripher in half…

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 08:19

    “maybe i should start a “sinds vagina” twitter”

    SinDs…would that be considered a “Twat”ter account?

  8. RemSteale 05/07/2009 08:19

    She certainly looks like she is built for speed

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/07/2009 08:19

    I want to stir her vagina like a fresh cup of coffee.

    With my penis in case you were wondering.

  10. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/07/2009 08:19

    Is this site “All Ripa / All Queefer” all the time now?

    Even if this chick was naked and spread-eagled……I would probably only look for a few hours……

  11. JeffInDenver 05/07/2009 08:20

    Deeeeeeeeeeelicious.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 08:21

    I would love to date her…it would be about the only way for me to have a manly chest associated with me…

  13. GeneralDouchery 05/07/2009 08:21

    I notice you cannot quite make out her belly cock.

  14. ohmwrecker 05/07/2009 08:21

    Is too much to ask for one shot of this bitches feet?! The only erection I’ve had today is my morning wood. And I can’t jerk off until I’ve had coffee and my morning constitutional.

  15. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/07/2009 08:21

    Remember when we used to talk about “punching kittens” on this site…..

    …why, yes I do…like it was only last year….

  16. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 08:23

    Back when she first showed up on the scene, she said her and her husband enjoyed sex at least 5 times a week, twice or more a day.

    This tells me one thing.

    Her wizard sleeves are the entrance to the real world of warcraft.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/07/2009 08:23

    this should be an update, not a full post, AND MAKE WITH THE FUNNY GOD DAMIT! Listen, you chose to be a writer, this is your profession, at least try….

  18. pepper 05/07/2009 08:23

    Even after 3 kids, I bet her vagina muscles
    could RIPA my cock in half.

    FIXED!

  19. RemSteale 05/07/2009 08:24

    I thought wizard sleeves was foreskin??

  20. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 08:24

    observer,

    remember when that chick on the video said that we could punch her kitten, but since she’s jewish, we’d have to punch her kitten through a sheet.

    ah….good times.

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