05.27.2009 Tori Spelling is doing great

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You may have thought Palm Springs couldn’t get any hotter, but then Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day there in a tiny little bikini. I know she’s often not considered attractive according to our western standards of beauty, but other cultures might love her. Like Admiral Ackbars. She should find out where he’s from and move there. Then she’d be all set.

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  1. Slaappy 05/27/2009 08:43

    Someone fisted Tori chest

  2. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 08:44

    Isn’t this bitch like 90 now??

  3. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:45

    Those implants have turned.

  4. Slaappy 05/27/2009 08:46

    Anyone want some Turkey Cutlets for lunch?

  5. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 08:46

    I prefer the new hotter girls of 90210 then the old uglier ones.

    although that Tiffany Amber Theisen was hot in her prime!

  6. Zombie 05/27/2009 08:48

    He has no powers whatsoever, Ohm. He’s a fuckin’ redneck zombie. He’s leftnutofzombie.

    See what I mean TSS… you can’t help it faggot!

  7. CodPiece 05/27/2009 08:49

    You think her dad is scoreboarding her in his grave … you dumb bitch, you get nothing! hahahahah

  8. dirtydiane 05/27/2009 08:49

    Crystal Meth: It does a body good!

  9. Moron... 05/27/2009 08:49

    Her implants are horrible. I would rather suck the tits on a goat than those nasty things.

  10. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:50

    “Move the fleet away from the Death Star”

  11. phattsao 05/27/2009 08:50

    Admrial Ackbar is from the water planet of Mon Calamari

  12. DB's Treasure 05/27/2009 08:51

    AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OMG!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

    …she’s ugly

  13. SuperB 05/27/2009 08:51

    Not the first thing I want to see right after lunch….ugh.

  14. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 08:51

    mmmm, Tiffany!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/q54uel

  15. snatch 05/27/2009 08:52

    you guys are in rare form today

    would you be happy if you were hideous like Tori if you had her money?

  16. Moron... 05/27/2009 08:53

    I prefer to think of her as Kelly Kepowski. especially when the nut pops.

  17. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:53

    Is that supposed to be funny, George Lucas?!

  18. CodPiece 05/27/2009 08:54

    snatch: she fucked herself out of a HUGE payday from daddy. She got practically nothing.

  19. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:55

    Why would a water planet have mountains?

  20. snatch 05/27/2009 08:55

    so she’s hideous and broke?

    poor Donna

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