05.28.2009 Tori Spelling killed her dad

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Not really of course, but she did according to her mom Candy, who said on a radio interview this morning that Aaron Spelling “didn’t want to live” after Tori stopped speaking to her family.  “And that’s what killed him.”  You can hear it here (from 3:45 to 4:31) but what she said exactly was…

“My daughter decided one day that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last 4 or 5 years … and it was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually, he just didn’t wanna live after that, he had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and then she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Candy seems delightful.  When Aaron Spelling died he was worth half-a-billion dollars.  Candy was the estate executor, so she split the assets equally between herself, Tori and Tori’s brother Randy.  Wait, no, did I say “equally”?  I meant to say, “Candy kept 498.4 million, Randy and Tori got 1.6 million to share.   To split.  “This is for you two to share,” she probably repeated, just to make sure it was clear about how badly she was fucking them.  But other than that, and this time when she said on the radio that she killed her dad, I bet she’s a dynamite lady.  What is Tori’s deal, why is she tearing this family apart?

(283) Comments

  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 05/28/2009 11:57

    OH MY GOD NPD…

    No one cares!

    On a side note:

    She didn’t kill him. The fact that he was like 100003 years old did.

    Fucking stupid crazy people.

  2. DB's Treasure 05/28/2009 11:57

    “oooooooouch”

  3. Jean-Claude Van Douche 05/28/2009 11:59

    There is no part of this post that is in the least bit amusing.

    And she is not hot nor has she ever been hot.

  4. ohmwrecker 05/28/2009 12:00

    She should kill her mom too. What a fucking bitch.

  5. SuperB 05/28/2009 12:00

    Somene has a case of the stink eye

  6. SinDs 05/28/2009 12:00

    Hey Douche, it’s a celebrity snark site. what the fuck do you expect?

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 05/28/2009 12:00

    Why doesn’t NPD find a hot chick like Bea Arthur to discuss?

  8. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2009 12:00

    her head has a fat ass.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 05/28/2009 12:01

    “Candy seems delightful.”

    The only Candy even this fat man wouldn’t eat…

  10. dirtydiane 05/28/2009 12:01

    jeez, you think daddy could’ve at least bought her a decent set of tits before he died. no wonder she killed him.

  11. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2009 12:02

    these are the kinds of bitches who keep your cock painted red and white around christmas to keep everything coordinated when you plow them on the couch.

    if i was that old bastard, i would’ve bought a few goats and a camper…. and left every goddamned cent to them.

  12. DB's Treasure 05/28/2009 12:03

    For a dirt poor ugly broad, she sure is on vacation a lot. She even makes OJ Simpson scratch his head.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 05/28/2009 12:04

    Great, now I have the theme music from Star Wars running through my head…

    “We have no choice, General Calrissian! Our cruisers can’t repel firepower of that magnitude! “

  14. ohmwrecker 05/28/2009 12:04

    Aaron Spelling . . . I wonder how many honey pots took a ride on those old, wrinkled kiwis of his.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 05/28/2009 12:05

    “She even makes OJ Simpson scratch his head.”

    DB, ANY thought makes OJ scratch his head…

  16. SinDs 05/28/2009 12:05

    i can’t say i wouldn’t try to keep 498.4 million dollars either. you snooze you lose i guess!

  17. greenbeard 05/28/2009 12:06

    What the fuck ever. Tori wrote a tell-all completely against her parents wishes, dished on all kinds of shit, and was a general money grabbing twat. Didn’t anyone listen to Stern in the beginning of the decade?

  18. Mac-Daddy 05/28/2009 12:06

    Bleh!

  19. Observer 05/28/2009 12:06

    The disinheritance story is quite “old”.

    Why was it on a radio show today?

    Was the will sued and withstood the action?

    Is there a publicity stunt going on?

    Where is my white T-shirt?

  20. laxman 05/28/2009 12:06

    i just got banned from barstool sports for callin the writer out for stealin ALL their “guess that ass” pics from durden. truth hurts. they’ve been doin it for the last 4 months and i couldn’t stay silent any longer. Truth hurts.

    sorry (to star war nerds like Cod) for mentioning sports on these forums.

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