05.20.2009 Transexual midget upskirt axxxtion!

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These pictures of possible transexual Hayden Panettiere are only going up because this is the internet and pictures like these are the kind of things we’re supposed to do. They are a rich blue color that I find to be quite lovely, but she sucks and you can’t see anything anyway.

These we’re taken last night at Cannes, and they’re reminiscent of Lindsays famous upskirt pic (this) from the Venice Film Festival. I don’t know what heroic pervert is designing the worlds film festival boat docks but you would think famous girls would have figured out to wear pants by now.


(67) Comments

  1. Randy 05/20/2009 08:36

    I’d hit it

  2. SuperB 05/20/2009 08:37

    We have now went from WWTDD to WWHPVLL

    What Would Haden Panawhatever Vagina Look Like…

    Please someone just solve the mystery!

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 05/20/2009 08:38

    “These pictures of possible transexual Hayden Panettiere are only going up because this is the internet and pictures like these are the kind of things we’re supposed to do.”

    NPD, you are also supposed to be funny or snarky - EPIC FAIL

  4. Texas Stunt Sock 05/20/2009 08:39

    Her thighs make me crave ham.

  5. pepper 05/20/2009 08:42

    Please someone just solve the mystery!
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    Super, sign me up. I’ll take one for the team….

  6. BBoyd 05/20/2009 08:43

    People, she’s obviously wearing a cuchini in the previous pictures with the unknown bulge. You can clearly see the outline of it in the title pic with her in the green bikini. What’s wrong with a girl trying to hide some cameltoe? Everything in my opinion. http://www.cuchini.com/ if you don’t know, now you know.

  7. Mony Vibescu 05/20/2009 08:44

    SuperB, your twat is god’s brothel.

  8. snatch 05/20/2009 08:45

    might as well wear a fucking maxi pad

  9. pepper 05/20/2009 08:46

    Hey, it’s better then Paris showing her lobster….or is it?
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    http://tinyurl.com/qdoetu

  10. leftnutofjesus 05/20/2009 08:47

    as i said,

    they just released a video of 5 cops beating the shit out a darkie in birmingham.
    my white ass better bolt the doors and lay low this weekend.

  11. SuperB 05/20/2009 08:47

    Pep…you go. We will expect a full report.

    Go with God.

  12. leftnutofjesus 05/20/2009 08:48

    when i was through, her asshole and pussy would whistle a duet of “I Got You Babe”.

  13. snatch 05/20/2009 08:49

    why would you want to replace camel toe with a moose knuckle?

  14. RedRage 05/20/2009 08:50

    I bet you could use Paris’s sweaty, diseased thong as smelling salts after getting your bell rung.

  15. leftnutofjesus 05/20/2009 08:50

    if pussy had wings, the shit on our windshields would be much bigger.

  16. Slaappy 05/20/2009 08:51

    Someone get Hayden on guess your muff blogspot, bet no one could guess it is infected with Swine Flu?

  17. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/20/2009 08:52

    LNOJ…..

    …who taped it?

    The cops?

    For “Cop of The Month”?

  18. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/20/2009 08:54

    As far as this post goes…..

    No tits

    No humor

    No good

  19. leftnutofjesus 05/20/2009 08:56

    observer,

    it was on the dash cam of a cop car.

    here:

    http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/05/five_birmingham_police_officer.html

  20. pepper 05/20/2009 09:00

    I think Haden has one fat pussy..
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    http://tinyurl.com/om3l7b
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    I’ll fuck it!

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