Um … okay well that’s hot

As dumb as it seems now to have thought Buffy was hot 5 years ago, it’ll be even worse with Hayden Panettiere.  At least Buffy was a good show. Haydens face is okay, but she has short little arms like a T Rex and running back legs, and her torso sort of looks like a hog would if it we’re teetering around on it’s little hoofs. Just thick all over and a perfectly flat smooth chest.

That being said, this second round of bikini pictures from Cannes are hot as fcuk. But she cheated because the cowboy hat/bikini combo is always awesome. And it distracts from whatever the hell is going on down there. Why is it all puffy? Does she need to shave or was it attacked by bees or what? If that’s just hair this is a disaster. Trying to have sex with her would be like trying to find a sheepdogs eyes.

(image source = splash. the best picture she’ll ever take in uhq = here)