05.31.2009 Vanessa Hudgens at MTV Movie

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I guess I owe Andy Sambeg an apology. Bruno dropped his nuts in Eminens face and then Andy came on. Andys approach to improv appears to be this: Don’t. Don’t say anything. Just act like the moment that will be the stuff of award show legend for the next 20 years didn’t happen. Just pretend like you we’re looking at something else, over there, where nothing funny was happening.

Instead of getting Samberg to host this show, MTV should have gotten a homeless guy to blow his nose in his hand and then wipe it on my shirt. After that just scroll the winners names across the screen. There’s no way that could be any worse and it probably would have saved everyone a lot of money.


(11) Comments

  1. Heywood Jablome 05/31/2009 20:02

    Fist Bitches

  2. Averunks 05/31/2009 21:33

    *first bitches

  3. nipluvr 06/01/2009 03:15

    Thrid!

  4. Artie Lange 06/01/2009 05:17

    She is one hot little piece of ass. I just can’t get that image of her bush out of my head. I hope she has taken care of that mess in between her legs.

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  6. slyder2120 06/01/2009 07:55

    This bitch was made for black cock.

  7. B A Baracus 06/01/2009 10:40

    No Vanessa! That’s not Nair! It’s Miracle Gro!!!

  8. The Dark Avenger 06/01/2009 11:11

    I would so nut in the chic….and make a video banging her and call it “high school-the porno”.

  9. BobLoblaw 06/01/2009 12:35

    This bitch is smokin hot, I would tear that ass up

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  11. Observer 06/02/2009 13:09

    She has a very cute pussy….

    …I like that on a girl…

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