05.12.2009 Vanessa Hudgens will get naked

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That hot little bitch Vanessa Hudgens, star of “High School Musical” and several erotic daydreams, tells E! Online that she has no aversion to getting naked (which should have been obvious) and she wouldn’t hesitate to get naked on screen for the right part.

“I will show nudity in a film when the time is right,” Hudgens, 20, told us. “Right now, I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time’s right, if it’s an amazing movie that I’m really passionate about and that’s what it calls for, then we’ll see.”

What a coincidence, because I know of an amazing movie that Vanessa would be perfect for. It’s called, “Vanessa Hudgens Takes a Shower and Caresses Her Breasts.” It opens with one of those classy uninterrupted one-shots like Robert Altman used to open “The Player.” But where his was only 8 minutes long, mine is 95, or until the battery on my camera dies. The movie begins with Vanessa taking her clothes off and taking a shower, but then there’s a twist toward the end that I can’t really talk about because it will ruin the surprise.


(71) Comments

  1. The Irreverent Tony Stark 05/12/2009 13:06

    First?

    Good enough reason to drink.

  2. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 13:09

    She still got that 5 o’clock shadow goin on around her vagrino? Not that that’s a bad thing…just askin.

  3. GeneralDouchery 05/12/2009 13:09

    “When the time is right?”

    This means one of two things:

    1) When I get a boob job because I look like a 13 year-old boy with moobs

    or

    2) Once no one gives a shit.

    Either way it doesn’t matter because she is really not attractive.

  4. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 13:10

    Pepper, in regards to your last comment from the previous thread about Jenny Hendrix (”she’s a little too ugly for me”)…

    …you’re WRONG, sir! WRONG!

  5. Zombie 05/12/2009 13:11

    Why didn’t he just post the old pics of her naked instead of that bullshit with her walking to her car?

  6. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 13:12

    “…if it’s an amazing movie that I’m really passionate about and that’s what it calls for, then we’ll see.”

    Keywords: amazing movie

    In which case, it’ll never star you, Venessa. You’re a preteen boy’s wet dream. Not Oscar worthy.

  7. pepper 05/12/2009 13:13

    DB, ok, have it your way, I’m easy…..NO NEED TO SHOUT!

  8. Sir DoucheBag of the Soggy Table 05/12/2009 13:13

    Zombie - Hazarding a guess:

    They have a commitment to failure in all forms.

  9. Zombie 05/12/2009 13:14

    I prefer Jenny Hendrix when she used to have long, blonde hair… but still, one look at that bubble ass and the hair doesn’t make a difference.

  10. Watt(Power) 05/12/2009 13:15

    Hopefully she trims that bush first

  11. SuperB 05/12/2009 13:15

    I thought long hair was prereq for all porn stars….

    usually crazy weave, but still..

  12. pepper 05/12/2009 13:15

    Will she be Playboy naked or Hustler naked?
    I pray it’s not Playboy naked..

  13. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/12/2009 13:15

    Having just watched HSM3 (High School Musical 3) last week and seeing Zack and Cody every day…..

    from a pedobear perspective……I would rather that Sharpay got naked instead of the Hudge

  14. Sir DoucheBag of the Soggy Table 05/12/2009 13:16

    Watt - There are so many people I would rather see naked…on film.

  15. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 13:16

    Watt, not a fan of the 5 o’clock bu-shadow? I dig it.

  16. Texas Stunt Sock 05/12/2009 13:16

    Don’t y’all be hatin’ on a Rick Rolla.

    I’m still trying to click close on that one fuckin’ DB pulled 2 months ago.

  17. Lo Rider 05/12/2009 13:16

    “When the time is right” = when my career is 95% in the dumper and people still remember my name*.

    * You are running late, sweety!

  18. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/12/2009 13:17

    I wish you guys had mentioned Jenny Hendrix was a golfer…..

    …makes her more interesting at the retirement home….

  19. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 13:17

    I watched a porn that had a threesome (2 women, 1 male) and one of the chicks had a buzzed head…

    …she also ate the man’s ass while the other sucked his prick so I passed it as tug worthy.

  20. SuperB 05/12/2009 13:19

    I am a big fan of the chin length black bob al la Pulp Fiction… I own that kinda wig and its just too fucking fun not to wear.

    light skinned girl in a black wig like that….nom nom nom.

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