05.05.2009 Victoria Silvstedt is a pro at this

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I wish I had been born as a tall sexy blond and then got big fake tits, because lounging around a pool in a bikini for a living looks like something I could do.

(who: Victoria Silvstedt.  where: Marbella, Spain.  when: 5-2-09.  image source: Flynet)


(107) Comments

  1. Jabroni Superstah! 05/05/2009 07:19

    Fistage!

  2. KoNiG YoSHi 05/05/2009 07:22

    lookin a lil weathered there big girl… but hey ill still slam it into dust…

  3. FatOldElvis 05/05/2009 07:22

    I’d like to to lay on top of her back and shove my mayonnaise tube in her shitter.

  4. Lo Rider 05/05/2009 07:24

    Dude I thought you WERE born a tall blonde with fake boobs. My mistake

  5. Zombie 05/05/2009 07:25

    Pic #8 = what girls look like after spending the night at Zombie’s pad.

  6. Willie Beamin 05/05/2009 07:27

    lol Zombie…did she through out her back?

  7. Lo Rider 05/05/2009 07:28

    It’s slower than Corky on a word math assignment around here today.

  8. lady garden 05/05/2009 07:29

    she is a ho-that is all

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/05/2009 07:29

    I hate her last name, she should legally change it to something like “Von Goldenbox”.

  10. Lo Rider 05/05/2009 07:29

    Yzat, Z? Is the couch in your mom’s basement uncomfortable?

    I’m just askin

  11. leftnutofjesus 05/05/2009 07:29

    zombie’s wrong on this one. THAT, my good people, is an accurate example of a snapped frame.

  12. pepper 05/05/2009 07:30

    I’ll fuck Goldie before I fuck this skank…

    This is one of the best fuck scenes.

    http://tinyurl.com/cowpc6

  13. Zombie 05/05/2009 07:31

    Yeah WB, I made the bitch rearrange my living room furniture and clean out my garage while I slept.

  14. RedRage 05/05/2009 07:31

    Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal….

    What do Chinese people call 69? Two can chew…..

    What’s the speed limit of sex? 68 because at 69 ya gotta turn around…

    ::ducks beer bottle::

    I’m here all week.

  15. leftnutofjesus 05/05/2009 07:33

    when i was done with her and that lounge chair and the table in front of it and the other lounge chairs?

    the place would look make paul bunyan cream his pants from all the splintered wood.
    and i’d still be jacking off to the sweet nothings her cervix whispers in my ear. her head would be somewhere in the bushes begging me for more.

  16. awwkitten 05/05/2009 07:34

    she has gigantic feet..

  17. pepper 05/05/2009 07:36

    is this the real awwkitten?

  18. leftnutofjesus 05/05/2009 07:39

    looks as if a navy sniper took these pictures.

    and i hope she knows that bottle of pussy tightener only works on dogs. i bought my old lady some. how i found out it worked on dogs goes without saying.

  19. SuperB 05/05/2009 07:40

    Thanks fake Bredumb, now I am gonna have to go home and watch Boat Trip tonight…

  20. leftnutofjesus 05/05/2009 07:41

    the last five pictures portray her legs in the exact timeline they’d be in if i were superimposed on top giving it to her “lazy dog” style.
    my back hair glistening in the sun…….

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