Beyonce struggles with stairs in general (ahem) so God only knows how hard someone had to keep from laughing when they told her to try these. This is like something a shoe thief would be made to do in “Saw”. But she’s been wearing this crazy crap all week. Only a celebrity would be dumb enough to pay way way more for something that is way way worse. The dumber the idea the more they’ll pay. No normal person would tape two quacking ducks to their feet, but a celebrity would if the ducks were endangered and cost 900 dollars each in a store with it’s own DJ.
(who = Beyonce Knowles, where = Paris, when = 5.5.9, image source = splash)