Beyonce struggles with stairs in general (ahem) so God only knows how hard someone had to keep from laughing when they told her to try these. This is like something a shoe thief would be made to do in “Saw”. But she’s been wearing this crazy crap all week. Only a celebrity would be dumb enough to pay way way more for something that is way way worse. The dumber the idea the more they’ll pay. No normal person would tape two quacking ducks to their feet, but a celebrity would if the ducks were endangered and cost 900 dollars each in a store with it’s own DJ.
(who = Beyonce Knowles, where = Paris, when = 5.5.9, image source = splash)
Do. Not. Want.
I have to admit, the Saw part was pretty clever.
I would fuck her because maybe I would get to go on Jay Z’s Yacht…
good idea, willie. that’s how everyone else gets on the fucking yacht.
This twat is quickly catching up to Madonna who is at the top of my list of “Female Celebrities I Want to Throw a Glass of Shit On”.
if i had their money, my bitch could do whatever.
“you wanna strut yo dumb ass downtown with sheetrock hanging stilts on……then that’s you.”
then i’d walk off to call a side ho and make myself a manhattan.
Strippers are looking at those shoes saying… those are stupid looking.
she has that “my shit don’t stink” swagger to her.
and that makes people want to see her die….preferably on fire…..with forty dicks sticking out of her like arrows.
Wait…is this ACTUALLY a post about…shoes?
I’ve solved it. New guy’s not a guy at all. It also explains the lack of (decent) naked women.
One wonders why Be-ouncey has trouble with stairs when she has such dainty un-clown-shoe-like feet…
i don’t think they’re shoes.
they’re something billy mays has been pitching at dog fights.
“stepladder shoes”
“for when you want to reach, but are too self-entitled to actually do it”
I think Lora may be onto something, new writer is either female or a gay man?
lora has a point.
remember folks….our tech support on here was a bitch. that was her name wasn’t it? “tech support bitch” or something.
Hmm, or Italian, which is pretty much the same thing.
(who = Beyonce Knowles, where = Paris, when = 5.5.9, image source = splash)
then that bullshit must be records she’s keeping for her scrapbook.
i know how you bitches are. there’s pictures of my dick in moms’ attics across the southeast.
Sideshow Bob called…he wanted to know if the shoes came in a size smaller than Big Foot’s above…
Nah, Italians just arent choosy, those fuckers are just as successful with women too
lora,
next time….let the dog tease the nipple with his nose or tongue. both are wet. but one’s warmer.
i would go on, but i’d get a stiffy and i need to pee.
There’s nothing wrong with shoes, Lora. Well, these shoes, maybe, but…
Sideshow Bob, Kelsey Grammer’s greatest comic creation