I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
More importantly,
Go Wings!
I ask some people “hey, how ya doin?”. Is that a bad thing? I actually work with some cool coworkers. The rest of em can fall off a mountain for all I care.
As long as we’re so “deep” (so to speak) in this thread…..
…I missed a few days…..and I noticed everyone seems to be “copying from the last thread”……
…so could you guys please copy any funny comments you’ve either written or read in the past 5 days……
Thanks.
I smell watermelons but there’s no watermelons anywhere. Do I have a tumor?
Slaaapy, I’d really hate to see another Red Wings/Penguins Stanley Cup series.
Let’s go ‘Canes and Hawks!
No…DB’s Treasure…..
….I just constantly repeat it…..so people won’t come near me…..
I could probably go most of the day now without seeing anyone at work…there are 3 full timers here and one crazy hippie lady…
Have I said how much I love my new job lately?
No Sup, any hot guys/girls there??
“I smell watermelons but there’s no watermelons anywhere”
is there black folk nearby?
Wait…you would smell chicken too
Remmie, you tease.
:-D
It’s not a bad thing unless you do it all the fucking time. There are people at my office that I never speak to except for when they feel the need to ask me “how’s it going” or “how are you” every single day. What makes it worse is that I can hear them asking everybody else the same thing all day long and it gets fucking annoying. I usually just reply with “fine” and continue doing whatever I was doing, knowing they’re standing there waiting for me to ask them the same in return (as if I give a shit). Sometimes I just respond with “hey” to really throw them off.
A “hey” answered by a “hey” should be plenty of talk ……
….until you are either at lunch together….or in some required meeting……
…or if it is a chick with really nice tits and body….
I have been warned a couple of times at work about being less than friendly to people Zombie.
I’m not unfriendly, I just have a low tolerance for fools asking me how I am all the time.
I’m at work so take it as given that I am physically fit and mentally able to be here….
Z imagine it being done with a thick indian accent and no contractions “how are you doing today?” And you’d have the little indian fairy we have
Hey! How’s everyone doing today?
Ahhhh, I kid I kid.
Zombie, I had a chuckle this weekend when “Enter The Sandman” started playing at the bar I was in, and I remembered your love of metal and your story from last week.
That’s funny rem, I have a low tolerance for people who are supposedly the same education level as me asking retarded questions!
“And you’d have the little indian fairy we have”
ok…I know the Tooth Fairy’s gig…”buying” kids’ baby teeth…Fairy Godmother…great for a poor girl to “ball” a prince…though I would think a Playboy spread would do so as effectively…but what does an Indian Fairy do? Give out free Squishies? Help you appreciate Bollywood musicals? What?
Fug bitch.
We have a few people here who we could give an etch a sketch to for a laptop and they wouldnt notice the difference Watt
*throws an empty whiskey bottle at Headly*