I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
:::ducks empty whiskey bottle thrown by Watt and peers cautiously around for Zombie’s pool cue:::
Hey, ya got any full ones?
Indian fairys walk around the office laughing and being generally loud and obnoxious.
Headly, I told a few people at the beach the line about the “Screaming Seagull” move that Old Greg mentioned last week. It went over well with the locals.
Hahaha! Yeah, I’ll bet it did. I related your story to a few buddies and we all had some sort of similar beach incident. We all pretty much agreed that fucking on the beach isn’t an optimal situation. It’s sorta like communism: sounds great in theory…
Definitely a great way to ditch a girl you want rid of though.
Hey, maybe Lefty can try it
We need a new thread
I nailed a girl in a life guard stand and STILL got sand in my ass crack. Sex on the beach aint all it’s cracked up to be.
No shit, DB. Same goes for fucking in a pool or bathtub. Ya gotta do it just a few times so you can check it off the list, but there’s definitely better venues.
I think I told the story before about me getting head under a pier one time at daybreak, when a woman walked by shuffling her 2 kids along as they pointed at me. That’s probably the funniest, most awkward sexual incident I’ve had on the beach.
If there’s toe you must show!
Best place I ever fucked was in my last house’s woods. We were foolin around, it began raining, her tee shirt got wet, I could see through it, got me horny, I picked up her skirt, lifted up her shirt, and fucked her against a tree. Hottest sex ever.
I’d love to hear what that mom told her kids, Zombie.
“No kids, that woman was trying to cure the man’s snake bite. Couldn’t you see how swollen he was and moaning from the pain?”
Yeah the worst part was that I was blowing my load down the slut’s throat just as they came walking by. I was standing up and she was down on her knees, so there was really no way of hiding what was taking place. The mom literally grabbed her kids by the arm and started dragging them along while they stared in amazement.
new thread…”Fer”get about “peas” of mind…it’s disturbing…
Technically it’s Rachael Bilson’s arm, and it’s not perfect, but this should keep the cops off your back until you’re done at least.
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