I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
And in retrospect, being called a “faggot” or a “damn liar” by Zombie is actually two of the nicest things he’s ever said about me.
Well Rem, in your case I know you wouldn’t hit that. Mostly because she would never let you.
(404): one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I’m stunned Zombie, I expected you to say it was because I’m already a faggot, or some such reason
Here’s what we send over to the US from the UK. Can we have Miley please?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1499935.ece
I HATE this fucking chick…..
BUT….she’s sixteen……She’s already on the downside….so hit it while it’s hot.
I can hardly wait for the “Hudgens” style leak…..and that includes both hairy box and baby batter seepage…..
Holy Christ Viddun, did her parents never say “Here’s a salad, honey”??
Selena Gomez better hit the beach in the next week or two…..
…or I’ll stop watching her “middle-school” ass in a heartbeat…..
Penissss. Penissss Butter…and Jelly!
Zombie, how was LOG?
I thought about you this weekend. Got a new toy, bought a 98 Cobra convertable off of ebay. I am ordering the diablo chip and new exhaust for it right now!
Rem, that response was too obvious. I try to switch it up on you tools from time to time.
Miley has a very cute face and a slammin body. She may not be a virgin, but she hasn’t been on the market long enough to have her pussy beaten to resemble an old baseball mitt with the strings coming undone. she’s perfect. I’ll take her!
She may be a “Brooke Hogan” in the making…..
Fuckable…..but a bit creepy with Dad standing by giving you “pointers”…..
…”hey buddy….she likes you to finger her ass before you jam it in”…..
…”hey pal….jizz on her belly…..I like that”….
Fair point Zom.
So, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus or Demi Lovato for the first leaked nude pics from their “boyfriends” mobile phone???
Zombie….
…When did “let you” become a factor on this site?
B,
I was looking at BMW 335xi’s over the weekend. I may have to pull the trigger sometime soon.
Rem,
All of the above?
Sensei,
you might have missed it, but my new “corporate” car from my new “boss” is a 750i. It is mother fucking SWEET.
The stang is a project…it is in rough shape, but was too good of a deal to pass up. I had a 97 Cobra in high school, so I am gonna work on this one in spare time…
Damn B,
Nice ride.
I’ve gotta get the xi for around here come winter time.