I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
New boss, you changed jobs??
Yes, Remmie, last monday…
that’s the trouble with underage sluts.
pretty fast the debate splits those who will, and those who have bought a new car.
hey y’all!
vagina boob
lo,
i don’t see any helicopters around this bitch.
she does have big chompers. so blowjobs may be more like stick-yo-dick-in-a-beaver-cage jobs.
Nice cars everybody…..
I’m lookin’ at a hot Honda Odyssey or Toyota Sienna…..
….but…
…does anyone drive a Sienna Mini-van?
Congrats, if you got a 750i it sounds like you get plenty of fringe benefits
my cousins, the epitome of white trash rednecks, brought me a piece of boob and pussy cake from their birthday biker rally party over the weekend.
imagine your mom asking you, “would you like a piece of this boob and pussy cake?”
my dick hasn’t been seen since.
rem,
depends on how much cock you have to gurgle to achieve those fringe benefits. bookkeepers always suck the best dick. i know from experience.
Rem,
Pay sucks. Other shit makes up for it. 6 in one hand, half a dozen in the other….
Happiness, mostly was the motivator.
I have a Mountaineer. Now can we please shut the hell up about cars and get back to the funny?
I think Lefty just described the idiots guide to Oedipal conflict…
Wish I could edit that stupid look she always has on her face.
SuperB, it was incredible. LOG was out in the parking lot before the show so we got to chill with them for a while. They played an extended set due to COB’s absence which was LOUD AS FUCK. I didn’t stop drinking until 10AM Saturday morning.
Congrats on the convertible… you will have alot of fun with that this summer. So did you think about me all weekend because I’m a hot stud that you fantasize about banging OR because we both have Mustang droptops now?
Well you could always screw a pay rise out of him.
Vince, stay at FilmDrunk.
Sorry SuperB, I realised how that sounded 1 second after I hit Submit Comment
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More of the drop tops…but hey…if the hot stud thing works for you, drive it home :)
if i continue to ONLY look at the banner pic, then i would gladly dance the macarena around her fucking cervix before banging the gong on each ovary.
but when she turns around, i start looking for a face-shaping shovel to better our society.