I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
lefty, what do you got against her face? I think it’s pretty decent. And imagine how tight that cornhole is of hers!!!
…damn, I’m going to prison.
Ah well, at least you thought about me. I thought about you too while I was hanging with Lamb Of God, but mostly because you’re a hot chick I’d love to stick my dick in.
I wonder at times if anyone on here is a member of the clergy…..???
DB,
In prison, to make sure people don’t mess with you, either go in there and try to knock out the biggest fucker there or shit in your hand and smear it all over yourself to act like you’re crazy.
Either way works…
I need to ask this….
…you guys seem to be consumate ass-fuckers (in all senses of the term)….
…but isn’t Miley’s ass a bit big for a sixteen year old?
But what if I smear my shit on myself now?
than you’re fucked DB.
Obs: no
Who’s the hottie is the polka dot plaids?
Rem:
Ave verum corpus
*then
FUCK!
DB,
Water’s wet, the sky is blue, DB smears shit on himself.
It’s no big deal to us since we expect it, but in prison they wouldn’t know you prior.
No, Obs. Not at all. What the hell is wrong with you fuckers? “Naa, I’ll pass”…the HELL you would! Half of you are banging a woman at home that I wouldn’t nail if her pussy came $100 bills. Jesus, rough crowd. She’s fuckin hot, you morons!
DB’s Treasure….
1.) I didn’t say I’d pass…..but I did point out she’s not getting any younger….
2.) A no to that question from you has to be taken with a grain of “junk”….
3.) Most sixteen year olds seem to have smaller, tighter asses….
….but that could be because they’re straining against the duct tape…..
Id hit it…
but only if she wore the Hannah Montana wig.
JOKING!
Victoria Silvstedt, Nicole Lenz, Alexandria Karlsen, Carrie Stevens, Nicole Van Croft and Christie Shake, absolutely DB.
Miley Cyrus, I’m sorry, but no….
I was on the boardwalk this weekend and I don’t remember 15 - 17 yr olds being that fat when I was their age. Seriously, half of the youth there were chunkers. I remember girls being thin and beginning to grow into their figure. Some of these young broads looked like they’ll be 250 LBS by the time they graduate. Made me sick.
“Half of you are banging a woman at home that I wouldn’t nail if her pussy came $100 bills”
DB, you’re exactly right. It makes these jackasses feel better to say they wouldn’t hit it, because in reality they’d–
1)never have a shot to begin with
2)chicken out if the chance ever arose
3)nut all over themselves before they even got inside of Miley
Rem, if Miley stuck her pussy out for you to lick and fuck there aint a chance you’d back it down. I’m sorry, old friend, I just don’t believe you.
db,
she IS hot. but whoever’s painting her face needs to use less make-up and more cum. and dot her fucking eyes with it.
I follow the lowest age calculation thing very closely DB, truly
db,
and i’m pretty sure you’d bang my girlfriend. and i’d watch. cuz i’m tired of banging her. she hasn’t shaved her pussy in about 6 months. looks like chewbaca with a clit and pink innnards.