I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
I think Rem would chicken out… then run back home to his PC and jerk off to photos of Cali’s face.
@ db 6:25,
that shit is gross. it freaks me out too. what happened to some self-respect and not stuffing your face?
Wow….
…zombie…such a revelation!!!
You mean most of us (your mustachioed self excluded) coulndn’t hope to bang a multi-millionaire piece of ass twenty years younger than almost every poster who read this shit…..
….and ……probably thirty years younger than 35% of the guys here?
I’d rather jerk off on to Cali’s face, havent seen the point of masturbating to a photograph since I was about 13
Observer, the fact that you think pointing out that I have a mustache is an insult shows what an ignorant dumbass you are. I can just imagine your wife is a real looker.
DB’s Treasure….
“I remember girls being thin and beginning to grow into their figure. Some of these young broads looked like they’ll be 250 LBS by the time they graduate. Made me sick.”
There’s not as much incentive for chicks to stay thin…..
….now that most miscegenation laws have been overturned…..
There’s a built-in back up plan….
(will Ohmwrecker see this?)
grubbs, sometimes ya gotta pig out, butt munch. Everyone’s got their weaknesses. Keeps the mind sane.
zombie,
i saw a commercial last night on fox sports south that was telling the canes fans to grow a beard.
so i would assume you’re sporting a jesus beard at this point.
Talk about a revelation, yes I have a mustache and wait… holy shit… I wear toboggans when it’s snowing outside!!! Dude what an abnormal disgrace to society I am.
oh wait, grubbs, thought you were talking about my breakfast comment for a sec. My bad, bro.
Yeah, but still. I agree Deebs. I see girls who are much younger than me who have not had kids, and I am like…ugh really? Why would you do that to yourself?
Zombie….
…you are right…
I need a moustache…..
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/57803.jpg
When I see fat kids I want to shoot their parents dead, then cast their kid’s fat ass on an island, alone, with nothing but lettuce and fresh water.
“I have a thyroid condition!”
Yea, I’m sure you do, chunkster. There’s a lot of them in starving countries, aint there…
LNOJ, it’s beyond a Jesus beard and more into the ZZ Top stage now.
that’s why i’m going to my high school reunion. cuz i’ve seen about 4 cheerleaders that don’t have kids and they’re fatter than I ever was in high school.
I’m going step in there, without no woman in tow, and I’m gonna snub my nose at those bitches and and snap the fucking axle off some bitch’s camry who used to be a “bookworm” in high school. i like dem bookworm hos.
we’re good DB, I just flipped back to see how you could’ve been mistaken. that’s why I timestamped ;)
and I’m almost able to curl the points of my moustache…
It because they eat like shit and their parents are fucking morons(make them ride a bike)…You should not have fat kids and if you do you are a failure…
I cant understand the younger generation’s inability to stay trim either, I’m nearly 40 and pretty much on weight for my height.
Cant believe I just said the younger generation….
I once told a lardass at the grocery store, who was in one of those little motorized cart things, after he bumped into my cart twice, that being fat is not disabled and not an excuse for laziness.
It snows in North Carolina…..?
Maybe I should re-think my move there…..