I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
i even saw three fat emo kids. It took every ounce of energy not to throw them over the rail and kick the shit out of them underneath the boardwalk.
zz top stage, huh?
you could definitely score some hippie strange if you were over on the west coast.
joaquin phoenix probably just got done escorting a few playmates out of his door for the walk of shame.
my bitches don’t do the walk of shame. they do the bowlegged limp of shame.
Sensei…..
…maybe he became fat after he became disabled……
…..sometimes it gets harder to exercise.
What did he say?
It snows everywhere now…texas, florida
I know it gets said a lot but the simple solution to not getting fat is “Stop fucking eating so much”
DB it would have taken every ounce of your energy…
Obs,
He didn’t say anything.
Actually, I forgot to tell the other part, I saw him walk into the grocery store just fine.
Obs, if you cant use your legs to exercise then you can do cardio with arms.
I think they should arrest parents for letting their kids get fat. It is just as much abuse as any other type.
I have to threaten my daughter to come INSIDE when it is dark…I just dont get it.
DB, just do a GIS on fat emo kids. you’ll laugh until you cry, and then you’ll laugh some more.
instead of throwing flour on it to find the wet spot,
i use sugar. cuz i’d rather eat sugared dingleberries than crescent roll labia.
gross
I have to threaten mine to come in after dark as well Sup, especially the eldest
sensei,
a lot of those fuckers do it out of paranoia. they’re on disability from the government for some bullshit reason when they COULD actually work….so they keep the facade going by using motorized wheelchairs and only cutting their grass at night…..shit like that.
i’m from the land of sorry ass motherfuckers. trust me.
or is that everywhere? hmm….yes. it is.
Yes it snows in NC. We actually just received 2 good snow storms a few months ago. But come mid July through early September the temp gets over 100 degrees.
Gurbbs, a “GIS”? Fill me in…what’s that?
Its everywhere, we have lazy fat fuckers over here too
sorry BD ;)
google image search
Sensei……
That was an important omission……
..some time ago I read a story (I think the WSJ) about people who ride those things…..
…they were talking to a guy who said “I just don’t feel like walking”…..
…they did not mention his size……
I was in Wal-Mart yesterday….there was a 300 year old lady (alone) on one of those things zooming along like the movement of plate-tectonics….
…..took like 5 minutes for her to clear out of the way….
i don’t have to threaten mine. i just whip out a stiff dick and stick it through my dinner bell. and she comes running. are we talking about kidnapped sex slaves or children? i think i’m confused.