I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
Obs, I have no patience for slow old people. Especially in cars. I am a FIRM believer in making a person retake a driver’s test when they reach a certain age, and keep making them take it every 2 years.
Leftnut…..
….very clever of them…..I used to live across the street from some guy on fake disability….
…he got followed and photographed doing regular stuff….and fucked up his free ride….
…poor guy…imagine having to go back to work when you are 35…and over the hill….
I usually tell my kids to cum outside after dark. Up to this point they have been well behaved, although it kills them.
DB’s Treasure….
….Old people in cars hardly EVER go slow around here……they basically just go….as if they are playing a video game…..
…it’s after they get out…..then it’s a snails pace….
obs,
my parents’ neighbor actually built his case for disability by doing crazy shit around town.
his daughter had a bunch of her friends over. so him and his wife conconcted this plan. as soon as all her friends were there.
his wife screams, “NO JOHNNY NO!!!” so everyone in the house comes running to see him in the bathroom with a shotgun shoved in his mouth, cobain style.
then a few weeks later, he tried to get run over outside of the post office. just walked out in the street. The car stopped and asked if he needed help. He said, “They’re trying to get me…..save me…..”
So the driver took him to the mental home.
3 months later, he was drawing a check. a fat one.
and he only works on his house at night.
That’s dedication. Ironically, he’s a Class A electrician.
So damn annoying when people DON’T EVEN DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT!
Or you get those faggots that all go the same speed and block all the lanes going like 5 under. Had that happen this weekend. RAGE!
Check out the trunk on that slut in pic #6.
She puts Miley to shame!
I cant imagine voluntarily giving up work, I’d go spare
Would anyone pass up an old woman (let’s say 60+) if you knew you could screw her? Oh, and she’s good looking for a 60+ year old.
When I worked as a claims adjustor, I worked this huge case in which a guy like 25 was getting full disability from an accident where he got his foot ran over by a trackhoe. We knew he was fucking the system, and actually won the case and made him pay back part of the settlement.
Yeah, we were smart enough to use his Myspace with pictures of him riding his new motorcycle around town with date stamps on the pics as evidence.
DB, seriously? I usually got your back on distinguishing fuckworthy hoes, but you’re going just a little too far now…
If we’re talking Catherine Deneuve attractive, then certainly DB
Holy hell, Zombie, check out the close up on this chick’s meat pie. Looks like a victim’s head after getting smoked with a shotgun.
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/2009/05/girl-446.html
B is a fucking super sleuth. Don’t mess with that crafty bitch!
“Can I get a What What!”
Watt…if you only knew how crafty, your head would spin.
My favorite thing in the world is getting even, babe!
Fucking sick DB. Notice the red bumps around that shit too.
so what’s the fee to ride horses on the beach in the bahamas?
(yes, i’m still on topic and i don’t fucking care)
I dunno, DD. It’s been awhile since I’ve taken your mom to the beach! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
I’m sorry. I’ll show myself out.
db, my mom is a 4′11, fat jewish pot smoking hippie. if you wanna ride her, by all means….go ahead.