I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
I was doin a Yo Momma joke. I really do not wanna ride her.
Just goes to show you never judge a pussy by its cover…
book? something?
its still too early
Well, he was asking about 60 year olds..
DB’s Treasure….
…..I hope the only 60s year old whores I’m fucking are when I’m in my eighties…..
…which…come to think of it……is pretty soon….
get better yo’ momma jokes then. my 11yo nephew could school your ass in them.
but in case you do, she’ll be 62 on friday. and don’t forget she owns a house on the beach…
LNOJ…..
….don’t you have to go to electrician school for a year or two AND be a journyman for ike three years to become a “Class A”?
How does disability pay MORE than wiring up someone’s porch to keep the darkies off?
I’m about sick of seeing Eminem everywhere now. He’s headline news on every browser I open, every music downloading site I enter, and the son of a bitch was even on Family Guy last night.
However, the fact that he vaporizes these ghetto niggers at their own game will never stop being amusing. Um, word.
DirtyDiane…..
Can I have a ride after DB’s T rolls off?
You better hope the equivalents of Bernadette Peters and Charlotte Rampling are around Obs…
Don’t ask me…I’m not her pimp.
I still wish that chick Brittany something had rolled her tits out in Eminem’s movie…..
What a fucking letdown…..
DD, when I get in verbal fights with young kids I usually bring up very derogatory subjects and they just have no idea what to say. Once my buddy and I were snowboarding (he isn’t too good), he gets cut off and falls by a girl in her early teens, possibly a preteen. She stops to bitch at him. I tell her if she doesn’t get her ass down the mountain then I’d rape her dead in front of her parents. Her and her friend’s jaws dropped and they high tailed it outta there. Very funny.
RemSteale…..
I’ll never be rich….but I would hope to end up like Groucho Marx……
…in my eighties…lolling around the pool….with my “assistant”…walking around nude (or naked)……
I maybe couldn’t do anything….but I could watch, dream, …and reminisce….
Brittany Murphy looked like a sewer rat in that movie, Obs.
DB’s Treasure….
…be careful…..felonious assault charges can lead to ass-fucking…..
…the bad kind…..
I’m sorry, but I fail to see how that is funny, DB. Think about what you would do to someone if your preteen daughter came back and told you that someone said that to her….
Rape jokes aren’t funny to me. Just sayin’.
Sheesh. Rough crowd, rough crowd.
Zombie….
….sewer rat or not…..once a chick is in a movie….she oughta be showing skin…..
…what the fuck good is an “R” rating without tits, ass, and carefully coiffed muff?
It’s like a virginal “everything but(t)” chick
I’d angrily thrust in my hot unit.
DirtyDiane…..
…Rape jokes are also dangerous…..assualt only requires a “believable threat”….not the carrying out of the threat….