I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
unless of course we’re talking about Mangina or Paris Hilton getting ass-raped by a poisonous cactus. then that’s funny. :P
Mony Vibescu….
I’ll second you on the point of “anger”….
I believe George Carlton made rape funny. I stand by that.
You can only get away with a rape joke in Blazing Saddles….
George Carlin, Deeb?
“He said the sheriff is a near!”
I watched a movie called “The Abandoned” yesterday that had zombies and murder all throughout the movie. Then about an hour or so into the movie, this fully naked chick appears out of nowhere briefly… and just as I’m unzipping and reaching for the lotion, a group of warthogs run around the corner and start eating people.
Oh shit, did I really say “Carlton”? Im retarded.
Yes, Diane. George Carlon. Wooo!
CARLIN*!!!!
Goddamn it, I need a helmet!
Oh and if anybody’s wondering, I came.
DB’s Treasure….
…don’t get me wrong….I’m not criticizing rape….or jokes about it….
…..the guard here at the prison library just wanted me to remind everyone that threats to underage kids can be trouble…..
…therefore the saying “might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb”….
Zombie…..
…do you have it on DVR?
What cable channel…..
Warthogs make me horny
Howler monkeys make me horny.
It was on The Movie Channel (TMC). I believe they’re replaying it.
Cant believe I forgot about George Carlin……
Rem, just curious… are you the guy at the office that walks around asking everybody “how’s it going?” all day long?
Dear God no Zombie, that would imply that I cared how their day was going.
Hulu may be the best thing on the internet, besides porn.
The Abandoned is on again….
Saturday May 25th
It also seems to be “On-Demand”….
…so maybe I’ll “demand” it
I like to say….
“Hey…howyoudoin”
…constantly…….
….but I have my own cell…