The Sun has somehow gotten a copy of the coroners initial report after his examination of Michael Jackson on Friday, and the results are shocking. Wait, no. No actually this sounds about right. The Sun says…
“…the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
The examination showed the 5ft 10in star (was) a “severely emaciated” 8st 1oz (112 pounds).
He’d lost virtually all his hair … was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than ‘peach fuzz’ covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.”
This isn’t surprising. Michael was always trying new styles. The glove, the jacket with all the zippers, the military look. You watch, in three months everyone is gonna be emaciated and bald and disfigured.
DUBIOUS UPDATE - now TMZ says the Suns report is “fabricated and completely false.” Perhaps TMZ hasn’t seen that banner picture.
right in time for lunch
I have a feeling we aint seeing tits all week on here.
OK, anyone want my lunch? I’m not hungry anymore.
(P)Rick proves psychic (psychotic?) again…I’m definitely playing the lottery this week…
“You watch, in three months everyone is gonna be emaciated and bald and disfigured.”
MJ was only mimicking the “old dude” from the Six Flags ads…
So thats the look Lilo is going for…..
That is a grotesque description of him. The part about his nose caving in on the side. I never really followed all of his craziness, but I think it’s sad how disturbed he was.
Why am I not shocked about the bruises on his knees ….
(P)Rick, I think NPD is following you. Quick, turn around and club him!
Rem said Lilo!
:::starts jerking it:::
God, can you imagine how terrifying for those kids it must have been to have that bearing down on you?
I may have said this already, so I apologize for repeating myself.
Fuck this piece of shit!!!!
There, I feel better.
Rem that just pushed me over the edge
::gags repeatedly and then pukes in trash can::
I haven’t even had breakfast yet, way to early for this.
Sorry CB, I think Headly may have stopped jerking too…
Rem, That’s what the “Jesus Juice” was for.
Think of the fucking “handlers,” who assisted him with this sort of life. Fucking scum!
I think a shot gun and about a dozen shovel are in order for Michael’s posse.
That’s right, it’s only 9am for you, isn’t it, CB. We’re all over the map here. It’s lunchtime for DB and Zombie and Rem’s probably already on his second cognac at the ancestral Steele Manor in Cornwall…
The Sun - LOL
Sure, let’s believe that…
Anyone being this gullible to take what they say for truth - please, do all of us a favour and shoot yourself. : /
Its funny, the doctor who was “looking after” him says he couldnt call 911 because the phones in the building didnt work.
How many of you know of a doctor catering to celebs who doent have a frigging mobile phone?
“Sorry CB, I think Headly may have stopped jerking too…”
Rem, I have faith in Headly’s resolve…
celebrities that become fat = entertaining
celebrities that become skeletons = disturbing