06.17.2009 Afternoon headlines

Katie Price Posing Sexily On The Beach (USA AND OZ ONLY)

SEAN PENN - is in drug rehab. Maybe. Last week Page Six ran a blind item asking, “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse?” Then this morning Variety said, “Sean Penn’s busy shooting schedule has suddenly gone dark. In an announcement that has caught two studios by surprise, Penn has pulled out of two films.” Let’s all hope he gets the help he needs so he can handle his tragic burden of luxury and success. (source = speilster)

BILLY JOEL - is getting divorced from his third wife, Katie Lee Joel. He is 60, she is 27, and they we’re married for just under 5 years. They had no children, which is the only thing keeping her from the Gold Digging World Championship. (source = people)

KATIE PRICE - took some more pictures today in Ibiza for her 2010 calendar. It will be called, “Katie Price’s 2010 Calender, starring Katie Price And A Bunch Of Random Fucking People Just Sort Of Milling Around Behind Her.” (13 more pics = here.  hq jump = here.  image source = wenn)


(184) Comments

  1. Massive's Treasure 06/17/2009 14:41

    FIST!!

  2. Massive's Treasure 06/17/2009 14:42

    I bet Sean Penn’s addicted to milk.

    By “milk” I mean he’s addicted to other men’s penises in his anus.

  3. Massive's Treasure 06/17/2009 14:43

    Poor Billy Joel. Should’ve lock up the bitch in his piano.

  4. Massive's Treasure 06/17/2009 14:44

    Where the fuck is Big Smelly Dirt Cock?

  5. Slaappy 06/17/2009 14:49

    Massive do a Calendar please!

  6. Slaappy 06/17/2009 14:50

    in small avi form… ah forget it

  7. Observer 06/17/2009 14:52

    Hmmnnn….

    …even WITH the pseudo tit-flash…..

    .. this post would be hard pressed to be more worthless…..

    …and yet I’m reading it…

  8. pepper 06/17/2009 14:59

    Observer, they know what cameltoe is…FUPA was brand new.
    I think I will log on as “APUF”
    I like it…

  9. Observer 06/17/2009 15:00

    Pepper….

    if you were pointing at some chick with a FUPA…..couldn’t they figure it out?

  10. Observer 06/17/2009 15:01

    Call yourself:

    “One Puffy APUF”….

    See what happens…

  11. Observer 06/17/2009 15:06

    Pepper….

    …you can appreciate a productive ass….correct?

    http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/some-tail.jpg

  12. Observer 06/17/2009 15:09

    Pepper….

    …how did the latest Choi die?

    http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/kyle17.jpg

  13. SCUM 06/17/2009 15:19

    Obs, is that the Zombie picture you promised me?

  14. pepper 06/17/2009 15:26

    Observer, I saw a video of that..I think it was in inhumanities.com or efukt.com

  15. pepper 06/17/2009 15:28

    going home. I hope all this moving boxes ends soon.
    I’m too old to be moving all this heavy shit!

  16. Observer 06/17/2009 15:29

    Scum….

    …the fish one is….

    I was just “reading” the old threads of the past two days….I see Zombie was attempting to “Powerword/RealName” Remsteale for no apparent reason….

  17. pepper 06/17/2009 15:35

    here it is…..
    .
    .
    .
    http://tinyurl.com/l27m6g

  18. SCUM 06/17/2009 15:37

    And Z calls us lame losers. Goodnite all.

  19. Slaappy 06/17/2009 15:47

    <=== Thanks for the links asshats!

  20. fukU 06/17/2009 16:01

    pepper, You are a sick FUCK now take Dees rollers out of your ass!

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