Afternoon headlines

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 – the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and “Kate” is recast by someone who isn’t a condescending bitch. (source = star)

TRANSFORMERS – is racist. “These new robots … have a simian appearance, with wide faces and huge ears. One of them has a gold bucktooth. They (talk) in some sort of modern day rap-age jive, calling each other ‘bitch-ass’ or ‘punk,’ talking with an exaggerated, crunked-up ‘street’ accent. They appear to be stoned all the time. And they can’t read. (They) are completely illiterate … Simply put they are offensive beyond measure.”  Why stop there? Why not have them date two overweight white robots, and maybe a scene where Optimus can’t find them for the battle at noon because they’re still asleep. (source = chud)

DENISE RICHARDS – is in Hawaii with the kids she had with Charlie Sheen.  Those kids are doomed.  We should bleed them, give them a complete transfusion, see if that get’s all the crappy genetics out of them.  Get blood from someone good.  Maybe make it from Paul Newman DNA.  I don’t know if that would work but I think we should try.
(7 more pics here.  hq jump here.  source = splash news online)