LINDSAY LOHAN - last week when she narked out Justin Timberlake on Twitter, it may have been because earlier that night, she “tried to dance with Timberlake, but he shooed her away.” I’m surprised. Lindsay seems like a perfect one night stand. The epitome of discretion. (source = ny post)
THE ACADEMY AWARDS - will expand the Best Picture category from 5 nominees to 10. Hopefully this means twice the actors on stage describing the movie and how amazing the acting was, and less time with shit like Best Screenplay or Best Score. Those people don’t even do anything. (source = e online)
EDDIE MURPHY - used to be so funny that he’s made unwatchable crap for almost 20 years, you’d actually have more fun at the theater if you went and paid and sat down and then the movie never started, and yet he’s still considered a comedy genius. Luckily choosing to do a movie by randomly picking a script out of a hat leaves lots of time for situps. (source = splash news)
Fist!!!!!!! Mother Fuckers
Eat that!
FAG!
Not you Topher.
apparently trannys dig six-packs on men
WTF.
I know we bitch alot just to hear ourselves bitch, but Eddie Murphy’s six pack?
Did Brendumb see that Topher was here and try to switch his Gaydar on?
So I guess according to Rokan on the last post, The Irascible Tony Stark is a keeper (irascible basically means angry).
Fucking kill the weak!
Alright,
I got busy today and jumped onto the end of this clusterfuck, so I’m going home.
See you “Night Monkees” later.
Tony . . . wow, man. Let’s sort this shit out tonight, pal. Just tell Uncle Rokan what’s up your ass. It can’t be that bad.
Later, Tranny-sniffers.
its not fair that you guys get all the tits and ass you want. what about us ladies?
and eddie murphy doesn’t cut it. i want someone else!
I guess the Academy Awards are moving towards giving everyone a Participant Ribbon so there aren’t any hurt feelings.
TITS,
You just made me laugh!!
Its all good, brother.
Join me on the night shift and we’ll give Holy Hell to all the faceless fucks that hop on for the first time. Let’s direct all that nice anger on some innocents douchebags!
It’ll be fun!
Pepper’s gonna be there too!
“you guys get all the tits and ass you want”
Not by a long shot, not even close!
But, seeing as it’s on the table, who does SinDs want to see? (aside from me lounging poolside in nothing but a smile and a set of BVDs)
SinDs,
What tits and ass did we get today? Kate Gosselin doesn’t count.
Neither does Hillary Duff.
Remember before fuckhead Brendumb was a corporate slut and he had the balls to post nudity on the site?
well, i guess since you and rokan appear to be the only two here right now…i’ll settle for you two!
You could do worse*
* -at least in theory
Wow,
If memory serves me right, Norrin Radd was as smoother as a Ken doll. I’ve got enough hair on me to stitch a monster afghan, and Tony won’t take his damn armor off.
I’m not sure what we’ve got to put on the table boys.
I can send you a picture of my cock when I get home if you want.
and yes, Rokan, I do remember those days of boobs and booty. *sigh* stories to tell the grandkids some day.
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/926/594/9275954709358362362/mt1138826033.jpg
Or either of those guys…
“You could do worse*”
oh i’m sure i could, don’t want to test that theory tho :P
i’m heading out, see you boys later!
CB,
SinDs want to see some man-meat.
Tell you what, SinDs.
Hop on the night shift and if you’re serious I’ll take a picture of my stiff cock and put it up for you.
I was trying to make plans with Tony to bully the newbies, but he’s not answering.
That’s the best I can do right now.
Rokan, are you suggesting I show her mine as well or are you volunteering to do it all by yourself?
CB007: please don’t use shots from my promotional portfolio without authorization