06.25.2009 Afternoon headlines

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BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)

E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)

LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)


(140) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:34

    All banner pics should look so good…

  2. pepper 06/25/2009 12:34

    Pump, I love you too.

  3. CB007 06/25/2009 12:34

    Pump and I are BFF’s (p)Rick. I don’t need to stinkin Avi to impress him.

  4. Headly 06/25/2009 12:36

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I found a loophole in the IT block! Use a contractor’s desktop with a separate system! And I get lushious Liz to boot. Nice.

  5. pepper 06/25/2009 12:36

    CB, pick me, pick me….
    *jumps up and down on top of the table*

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:36

    I know, real CB…and I have seen a fair share of the ones you have posted…

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:37

    Headly, your evil genius leaves me in awe…

    “My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

    Ditto.”

  8. Headly 06/25/2009 12:40

    (P)Rick, exactly! Even without that provincial putz Taggart around, I can still get a harrumph!

    Unfortunately, I’m an exposed as a GI on Normandy beach at this desk top so my victory will be fleeting. I just wanted to pop in and say hello to the dayshift while I had a chance…

  9. Tito's Appendix 06/25/2009 12:41

    Still no words. Maybe NPD posted the pics - and suffered a stroke. That’s it - end of wwtdd.com (not that anyone will shed a tear).

  10. pump 06/25/2009 12:41

    pepper, headly, hi! (no homo)
    by the way headly, can’t you use something like Tor? (www.torproject.org)

    CB: I prefer friends with benefits but bff works too :P

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:41

    You’re always as welcome as a Liz Hurley post, Headly…

  12. Watt(Power) 06/25/2009 12:41

    Headly!

    *wheels a bottle of makers mark at headly’s dome*

  13. CB007 06/25/2009 12:42

    “I know, real CB…and I have seen a fair share of the ones you have posted…”

    You know that Pump and I are BFF’s?

    Pepper, get off the table, actually, no, stay, let me get my ones…

  14. Headly 06/25/2009 12:42

    Man, do I ever love that NSFW that Pump put up of her. A perfect rack…reminds me of CB’s!

    :::whispers to (P)Rick:::

    That wasn’t too obvious, was it?

  15. CB007 06/25/2009 12:43

    CB: I prefer friends with benefits but bff works too :P

    Pump, if thats the case, you BETTER start putting out… fuck that.

  16. CB007 06/25/2009 12:44

    Headly, so glad to see you during the day!

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:45

    Headly…ditto

    If you don’t ask for what you want, Headly, you have little likelihood of getting it…

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:46

    “You know that Pump and I are BFF’s?”

    Yes, real CB…as many will document, the only prodigious things about me are my overstuffed abdomen and my memory for details…

  19. Headly 06/25/2009 12:46

    Greetings gents!

    ::nabs Maker’s bottle out of mid-air, takes long pull, tosses empty over shoulder::

    Ahhhh, thanks, Watt. I needed that. Pump, not sure what Tor is - Headly is a lot like Mongo when it comes to most computer issues - but I’ll look into it. If I can surrepticiously defeat the IT Nazis by using it, I’ll give it a try. They’d love to fry me - and anybody else - so I gotta be careful…

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/25/2009 12:47

    pump, my opinion of you just dropped signifigantly with your use of “no homo”.

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