BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)
significantly..dam fingers
Nice to see you at any hour, CB, but I agree. It’s spendid to be on in the daylight.
Would anyone here think Kate Beckinsale is an upgrade over Liz?
Hey Headly,
You made it on in the daylight.
Look Pepper is still trying to get his hairy banana into CB’s asshole.
Everything is in its place.
Agent, no for 2 reasons. She has fake tits that look horrible, and many reports accuse her of being a raging cunt.
Headly, I’ll explain about tor and other stuff on the night shift.
Dirty, that’s (no homo) from one of the characters in grand theft auto IV.
CB: putting out what?
Man, Agent. That’s a tough one. That would be like trying to decide between two things you’d really want licking Kool-whip off of you…
Agent, I’d marry with that Beckinsale woman in a heartbeat. No matter how big a cunt she is.
Headly…
SPLENDID to see you
Headly, let’s do this: You take liz, I take kate, and we swap on every other day?
Rokan, hahahaha, yeah, you and Tony were right: nothing much has changed!
AND ROYALS LOSE..
FUCK FUCK FUCK
/kicks desk, spills beer, tips over trashcan
“many reports accuse her of being a raging cunt.”
If I got to choose my next raging cunt, considering my vast experience with raging cunts, I would put Ms. Beckinsale high on my list…
Pump, putting out the goods, giving it up, fucking me… friends with benefits have SEX!
“/kicks desk, spills beer, tips over trashcan”
I’m sorry, B…I even followed the game to put the hex on my Lastros…
Its okay B. Come rest your head in my lap. And mouth around my cock… Mmmmmm
::searches the internet for cheap plane tickets frantically::
CB: are you free this weekend, or 4th july?
SupB, SPLENDID to see you too. I’ve missed you, my love!
Pump, it’s a deal. Lets just make sure our handcuff keys are compatible. Mine’s universal for all the standard American models but I’ve never tried it on the European cuffs and I don’t want either of them making a break for it if we try to switch cuffs in the transfer…
:: Sits down at the table, notices a shit in the fruitbowl ::
Pepper!!!!!!!!!!!
Farrah Fawcett= Good
Anal Cancer= Bad