BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)
Pump, sorry. I thought you were using it in the way that pretty boy fake thugs use it when commenting on fashion and the physical appearance of their male friends. They sound like bitches, but reassure you it’s not homosexual.
example 1: “yo homeboy have you been workin out? Your ass and abs are looking tighter lately, no homo.”
example 2, “Yo man that shirt looks great on you, the blue brings out the color of your eyes and shit..no homo.”
That’s fine headly, I’ll ship mine with the bed and the girl attached to it so you won’t need a key.
SubP, sorry for your Royals. My beloved LSU Tigers won the CWS last night as some of you probably know, and Lefty damn sure knows! BWAHAHAHAHA! I can’t wait until college football so I can watch my boys drag his Auburn team up and down the field!
Dirty, I am using it exactly in that context but not because I’m homophobic but because it reminds me that character in the game and makes me giggle (no homo).
homophobic: a coating that repels gay people.
Headly, I knew…I bet on that game.
I have another great Sup story for you…..im such an asshole
I’m all ears, love…
::::glances down::::
Well, mostly ears…
Pump, Headly, how can I get in on this rotation? I can bring
Katherine Heigl:
http://www.songnetworks.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e4bb6_katherine-heigl.jpg
OR
Keeley Hazel:http://www.vipwallpaper.com/data/media/1341/Neo25WP2006_-_Keeley_Hazell_7.jpg
To the mix… PLEASE!
CB: you don’t even need to ask, just join us.
Now I have to go to server room but I cannot stand up. Can some beautiful woman blow me quickly?
i dont have any problem with gay dudes or chicks. I do have a problem with flamboyant bubbly giggly types regardless of their gender. Personally i dont think that qualifies being homophobic, but my friends do based on my reactions and interactions with the random gay populous.
CB, I’ll take either one - Keeley first - but I’m afraid Pump and I would demand your deep and personal involvement in the whole evolution.
In other words, you’ll need a safety word, yourself.
I was shooting darts at a hole with some buddies. The owners daughter is a portly gal who is younger and has a tendancy to try and fuck every guy who comes through the door.
Unfortunatly one of my guy buddies fell drunk victim to the heifer one night, quickly sobered up and has avoided her since. He went to darts with me, and she was all up on him, and of course my group was having a great laugh at his expense. He was trying to nicely dismiss her, and made up a lie about having a girlfriend, but we go out to smoke and see a note on his windshield, it was from heifer saying something about “feeling like they had a real connection and she missed him” the kicker was she said Open Arms reminded her of him, and she thought of him EVERY time she heard it.
I didn’t say a word to him, but when we went back inside, I put 10 bucks in the jukebox and played Journey 30 times straight.
Every time it started playing my buddies and I had to try and not spray beer out our noses at the look on his face and the look of bewilderment on hers.
Not a problem, Headly. First I’ve got to pull my head out of my ass. Got a crowbar?
Careful Pump,
You don’t want too many boys at a gang bang or there will be some swordfighting!
P.S. If CB’s dick pops out of some chick’s hole, it doesn’t make you gay to stick it back in.
The three second rule does apply.
Headly, after I read your post I started to giggle like a pervert.
And that felt so natural…
B, sug, in case I have mentioned it…I think you’re swell…lol…
HAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
B, you are truly an evil, evil woman! That’s exacly the sort of mean shit I do to my buddies.
I hope you told him that was only one of the consequences of losing at the “Nail The Whale” game. BWAHAHAHA!
Pump that’s because your sense of humor is dryer than a county that doesn’t sell alcohol.
Ah, three second rule, damn, Rokan you got me chuckling pretty damn good at that…
“The owners daughter [...] has a tendancy to try and fuck every guy who comes through the door. ”
Please specify the location of said establishment.