BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)
Headly, quit talking to B.
Eyes over here.
Rokan, as long as there is no “ball touch” I’m fine. But if I feel a testical rubbing to my skin I have to cut that ball and force his owner to eat it.
Yes, Headly when you keep the kind of company I keep, well…I am sure you know. No one is safe…ever.
Tito…
Shawnee, Kansas….good luck. Double bag it. Wait, do you own a Haz-Mat suit?
There’s words now - and the funny is gone.
Even though you ruined it by adding words, she is still ridiculously hot
Pump, there is a fake CB, I wouldn’t talk to you like that.
Nice B… Very nice!
My yankees won last night!
“The owners daughter is a portly gal who is younger and has a tendency to try and fuck every guy who comes through the door.”
I would wager there’s one she would not approach in such a fashion, B…
SuperB, that is the funniest story, Open Arms, I can’t stop laughing. Poor guy.
rumors are swirling that michael jackson has died of a heart attack.
Sup, I have some spare penicillin. Good enough?
diane…I told you my gut had a sense of an oddball third death…
There is your third DD…did you have him?
CB: fuck, still fakers? So are you going to join me and headly’s rotation or not?
“rumors are swirling that michael jackson has died of a heart attack.”
Did anyone else just hear Ode To Joy?
Yes, I will bring my own girl. Many here still think I am a boy, but as you know, I am not, so there will be no sword fighting. :)
no, i didn’t….and if he’s under 50 (i think he may not be) and someone had him as a wild card in the pool, they win half the pot automatically! grrr.
When I was a little kid, I used to like michael jackson, but obviously he liked me even more…
A 5 year old boy must have startled him