06.25.2009 Afternoon headlines

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BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)

E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)

LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)


(140) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 13:23

    MJ - 50…DOB 08/29/58…

  2. SCUM 06/25/2009 13:23

    “rumors are swirling that Michael Jackson has died of a hard attack” did Bubbles finally top him?

  3. CodPiece 06/25/2009 13:23

    I’m goin to see some Journey cover band tomorrow night … FML

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 13:23

    “Many here still think I am a boy”

    but not all…

  5. Headly 06/25/2009 13:24

    I always put myself as the third in the Dead Pool. Given the low life that I got going on here and considering my immediate surroundings of the nation’s murder capitol, there’s always a pretty good chance I’ll kick it any given day…

  6. blur 06/25/2009 13:24

    wow (P)rick, that’s some intuition!

    t/j
    hi Headley

  7. Tito's Appendix 06/25/2009 13:25

    Michael Jackson - even more proof that the world is a fucked up place.

  8. pump 06/25/2009 13:25

    blut, I love that avatar of yours, even though it gives me a headache

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 13:25

    blur…my problem is I am too much the scientist to trust it as much as I should…

  10. SCUM 06/25/2009 13:26

    The Glove has left the building.

  11. SuperB 06/25/2009 13:26

    Cod, how about your ‘Horns..

    Oh..wait..SHIT…

  12. CodPiece 06/25/2009 13:27

    Yeah, who knew 1 bad inning could fuck us like it did. Oh well, I like LSU. How did A&M do this year? ;)

  13. Headly 06/25/2009 13:27

    Hi there Blur, How’re things in Jaw-juh?

  14. Watt(Power) 06/25/2009 13:27

    Cnn just broke the story. Cardiac arrest

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 13:28

    “Pop star Michael Jackson was rushed to a hospital this afternoon by Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics.

    Capt. Steve Ruda said paramedics responded to a call at Jackson’s home around 12:26 p.m. He was not breathing when they arrived. The parademics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told The Times.

    [The home is about 2 minutes away from UCLA Medical Center.]“

  16. blur 06/25/2009 13:28

    Thanks Pump, & tonight I’ll try to find another one that won’t bother you as much.

  17. Watt(Power) 06/25/2009 13:30

    Cod: clearly you need to watch more NYY games, particularly if wang is pitching

  18. blur 06/25/2009 13:30

    Headly, I’d say “just peachy” but that’s so bad that it makes even me groan!

  19. Headly 06/25/2009 13:30

    Blur, your avi is pretty much what I see in my backyard when I wake up hungover. There’s a whole colony of monk parrots that live in my neighbor’s palm tree and every Sunday they’re in my backyard screwing around in my fountain and around the pool. They are some loud sonsabitches, I can tell ya.

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 13:31

    “Headly, I’d say “just peachy” but that’s so bad that it makes even me groan!”

    blur…it beats “the pits” for a reply…

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