BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)


















MJ - 50…DOB 08/29/58…
“rumors are swirling that Michael Jackson has died of a hard attack” did Bubbles finally top him?
I’m goin to see some Journey cover band tomorrow night … FML
“Many here still think I am a boy”
but not all…
I always put myself as the third in the Dead Pool. Given the low life that I got going on here and considering my immediate surroundings of the nation’s murder capitol, there’s always a pretty good chance I’ll kick it any given day…
wow (P)rick, that’s some intuition!
t/j
hi Headley
Michael Jackson - even more proof that the world is a fucked up place.
blut, I love that avatar of yours, even though it gives me a headache
blur…my problem is I am too much the scientist to trust it as much as I should…
The Glove has left the building.
Cod, how about your ‘Horns..
Oh..wait..SHIT…
Yeah, who knew 1 bad inning could fuck us like it did. Oh well, I like LSU. How did A&M do this year? ;)
Hi there Blur, How’re things in Jaw-juh?
Cnn just broke the story. Cardiac arrest
“Pop star Michael Jackson was rushed to a hospital this afternoon by Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics.
Capt. Steve Ruda said paramedics responded to a call at Jackson’s home around 12:26 p.m. He was not breathing when they arrived. The parademics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told The Times.
[The home is about 2 minutes away from UCLA Medical Center.]“
Thanks Pump, & tonight I’ll try to find another one that won’t bother you as much.
Cod: clearly you need to watch more NYY games, particularly if wang is pitching
Headly, I’d say “just peachy” but that’s so bad that it makes even me groan!
Blur, your avi is pretty much what I see in my backyard when I wake up hungover. There’s a whole colony of monk parrots that live in my neighbor’s palm tree and every Sunday they’re in my backyard screwing around in my fountain and around the pool. They are some loud sonsabitches, I can tell ya.
“Headly, I’d say “just peachy” but that’s so bad that it makes even me groan!”
blur…it beats “the pits” for a reply…