BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)
blur: If you are a chick, picture of your boobs will do just fine. If you are not a chick, picture of your girlfriend’s boobs will do as well.
Hahaha, yeah, Blur, you’d have to put
*rimshot*
after any reference like that!
arggh, (P)Rick, that’s just terrible!
pump, as I recall, blur is a Southern belle…
blur, I aim to please…and usually miss the mark…
Watt said “wang”
huh huh huh huh
Rick, in that case her boobs plus her most beautiful friend’s.
Wang is actually an acronym
Wins Absolutely No Games
“Rick, in that case her boobs plus her most beautiful friend’s.”
pump, as all Southern ladies are breathtakingly gorgeous, she’ll have difficulty determining which of her friends qualifies…
So with Jeter, A-Rod and Tex you got about 4 useless Wangs on that team, Watt.
What is that boys ERA now Watt?
MJ is dead?
new thread…”Gone Too Soon”??
Yes Pepper, I am sorry :( Do you need a shoulder to cry on?
(P)Rick it’s easy to see why all the ladies on here love you…
Tex is coming out of his slump. Right now I’m gay for Nick Swisher
blur…they just say that because a blubbering fat man is not a pretty sight…for proof, view any Perez Hilton vid this week…
I did see that A-flob got his first hit in like 20 at bats tho
Speaking of at bats and Perez Hilton…
How enjoyable would it be to Louisville Slugger that blubbering fuckhead for about fifteen minutes? Man, that would be better than found money….
The Brad Pitt line was funny! Finally