BRITNEY SPEARS - and her agent/boyfriend took to the pool this weekend outside her house in LA. She’s taken her hair from blond to brown, while he went from brown to blond. Just imagine all the fascinating conversations these geniuses had about that. (metro)
MICHAEL JACKSON - it’s believed that 12 fans have now committed or attempted suicide since Jackson died on Thursday. This man was barely saved in time:
“He was in a terrible state and kept on saying: ‘It’s all the same to me. I’m going to kill myself. It’s the worst tragedy of my life and I don’t want to live any more. I don’t know why you saved my life, I want to be with him’.”
A report from Tunisia claims a girl took her life as well but that has yet to be verified. Why would they do this? Obviously it’s because their lives are fantastic. (the sun, e!)
LACEY SCWIMMER - I’m told that Lacey Scwimmer is on “Dancing With The Stars”, though I have no idea what that might mean. All I know for sure is that she turned 21 this weekend, and that if these were any more boring the images would have refused to stick to the film.
God I love the great unwashed!
Britney is just damned hot now. Inbred, of course, but damn hot.
Thank God!!!!
There,
I feel better.
In my book, “Rules of Compassion” I clearly state that
“People who want to kill themselves should be allowed to do so by any means necessary. The dumber the reason for the self-termination, the more urgent the need to let them do so!”
People who would kill themselves over MJ probably still hadn’t recovered from Anna Nicole and this was more than their wafer-thin hold on reality could take.
With all these MJ posts i’m surprised Chris Hanson hasn’t asked us all to take a seat …
brit’s dating that punk’d dude, dax whatshisname?
Is it just you and me, Lo?
Where’s Watt?
I need his tits to cheer me up!
brit kinda looks like shit. so much for the comeback she wanted to make.
My penis has bigger tits than this Lacey gal. No matter, though, cause I’m digging the rest of her curves. Cooooooooooome to Butthead…
Sin, you are a woman and therefore your opinion on other women just kinda comes across as desperate and needy. Please refrain from any more cries for pity until I leave work this afternoon.
No offense, of course
Sin, did you just call her a cum bag?
I think I see her nip in number three.
I just realized I’m the only one here who’s topless! I feel so ashamed…
db,
that chick’s peach is ripe. i’d lick it until she had to be spoonfed and communicate by blinking.
Rokan you are a goddamn GENIUS! A genius with hawk-like vision. Good job!
Hey Lo!
Fuck you!
and ssnake, now that i think about it, yes, that is pretty much what i called her…
You just fukking had to put in an MJ update didn’t you NPD?