06.22.2009 Anna Faris is easily impressed

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Anna Faris is really really hot and really really funny, and yet what you’re looking at in these pictures is her with her new husband after they eloped in Hawaii this weekend. I think the lesson to be learned is, if you see a girl you think is hot, ask her out. Just go for it man. Because girls are fuckin weird. They will absolutely have sex with guys who aren’t even remotely in their league. Much of my sex life has depended on that. The rest has been based on pity and rags soaked in ether.

(34 more bikini pics here.  hq jump here. source = wenn, fame, flynet and splash news)

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  1. herpes 06/22/2009 04:26

    first.

  2. herpes 06/22/2009 04:29

    and seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this world.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 06/22/2009 04:49

    Row 2, pic 3…I thought that “The Ugly American” was only a book…

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 06/22/2009 04:50

    Also row 2, pic 3…too bad his flagpole is way too small for his flag…

  5. fukU 06/22/2009 04:56

    It is very American to put the flag on your balls and ass!

  6. badkarma6 06/22/2009 05:20

    Who is this guy? Pasty, fat, and white is probably not the best combination if you are going to choose shorts like that.

  7. Bella 06/22/2009 05:24

    I guess this guy will now simply be known as “Lucky Bastard”….

    The douchetastic stars and stripes Speedo is a nice touch…. ;)

  8. Watt(Power) 06/22/2009 05:26

    INCOMING POST FLOOD!!

    So B is becoming Garfield with the “I hate Mondays?”

  9. Rokan 06/22/2009 05:26

    Morning, Dick-Lickers.

    Is it safe to come out? :)

  10. dirtydiane 06/22/2009 05:27

    oh, c’mon on now…just look at ‘im. that dude is hot!! as in overstuffed andouille sausage hot.

  11. RemSteale 06/22/2009 05:27

    Its never safe Rokan, this is the internet….

  12. RemSteale 06/22/2009 05:28

    He must have that thing that all the womens magazines say is important, a sense of humour.

    Or maybe he’s her beard??

  13. Watt(Power) 06/22/2009 05:28

    Some women like men with a little meat on their bones!

    or fat to chew on?

  14. Rokan 06/22/2009 05:33

    Uhhhhh . . . new post, I guess.

    How long have I been sleeping?

  15. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/22/2009 06:28

    That guy must have special powers, or a ten pound cock. From these pictures, probably the former.

  16. The Dark Avenger 06/22/2009 11:46

    Dam she fucking shrek

  17. Buckwyld 06/22/2009 18:43

    Well holy crap. I did have a chance…. Looks like he has gotten her hooked on the Ho-Ho’s also.

  18. thiago.santos 06/22/2009 18:50

    I’m pretty sure this is the actor Chris Pratt. He was on the show “Everwood.” Recently, he’s been on “Parks and Recreations” plays the lazy bf (his character is hilarious especially in the season finale), he was also in the movie “Wanted” played the best friend who cheats with the main guy’s girl.

  19. tblaney6591 06/22/2009 19:12

    Fucking seriously man?!? Really?

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  20. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 06/23/2009 00:44

    So she’s a chubby chaser good for her !Now who is this girl again?

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