Splash News has exclusive pics of Audrina Patridge in Mexico, and it’s a clear reminder that she’s the only person from the Hills ever worth mentioning. Because while all of them are completely worthless, she’s at least worthless while having huge tits. Often in a bikini.
It really is astounding that MTV has had the balls to run that piece of shit show for 3 years or whatever it’s been. There has to be a simpler, more direct way of telling the viewers to fuck off. Like mailing them a pistol and telling them to kill themselves.
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assmunch
Im sorry but once Ive seen a chick nude or topless, I only wanna continue seeing them nude (especially in posts). Unless of course you fugly, then you can keep the clothes on.
I want to see her vagina. I wonder if it’s meaty.
“There has to be a simpler way of telling the viewers to go fuck themselves.”
The answer??…
Putting Speidi on “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here”
The bitch stole Harry Carry’s glasses.
BSDC - I don’t want to see it…I want to annihilate it. I want to collide with her pelvis so hard it reconfigures her memory to believe that I am the almighty come to Earth to impregnate her with my holy seed.
And when I blow my load all over her face she will be knocked unconscious by the force of the blast.
I wonder if her vagoo tastes like spare ribs…
The only Hills I am aware of are the ones that are alive with the sounds of Griswalds.
It really is astounding that MTV has had the balls to run that piece of shit show for 3 years or whatever it’s been.
Suddenly my kettle is SCREAMING to me in indignation about being called “BLACK”.
What about the hill your Malibu mansion is built on, Tony? Or should I say cliff, not hill.
In picture #1 they’re doing the douche bag version of the electric company….
B… itch..
bitch
“The bitch stole Harry Carry’s glasses.”
too bad she didn’t steal his talent…
Whoisthisguy (11:30)
You are so right….since this site already posted her tits naked…..why not keep posting them….
…otherwise I am having difficulty in see why the FUCK anything is posted about this chick……
Quitting time!
this kind bud only makes me sleepy. i hate it when i get that strain.
it’s good medicine for not fucking fat chicks though in your new bachelor pad. you just pass out with spooge on your belly and a bowl in your hand coming to right as sportscenter comes on.
I have no idea what The Hills is about and I suspect if I did know I would go on a murderous rampage.
TITS….
…or at least switch to the channel to a Cinemax porno…
Wonk eyed
Wonk titted
Ill wonk her with my dick
Lefty, fucking fat chicks is a guy our age’s pastime.
Obs - you know the deal