Halle Berry was caught filming a Revlon commercial earlier today in Los Angeles, although as she adjusted her tits and pulled at her top, it almost went from “Ad for Makeup” to “Worlds Most Watched Video”. If anyone mashed together video of Halles tits and Keyboard Cat, they’d completely break the internet.
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TITTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CAT WOMAN is looking fine!
Cute….
I’m off to Reno…..try to keep it to a dull roar tommorrow!
Once you’ve seen Billy Bob’s nutsack plowing her lower forty…..
..well…I guess I still like a little tease….
Your depressed poet pump presents:
It’s 7pm,
And i’m still at the office,
David Carradine pulled a Michael Hutchence,
Meaning he died while beating little carradine,
Life is weird,
And I love boobs,
No booze tonight.
Sorry for you, Pump…
Sometimes her tits look huge and sometimes they look average.
Hey Pump,
How’s life today? I was just bitching about my girlfriend too. GOD DAMMMNIIITTTTTT!
Okay, Where’s Tony. I need some advice.
Pump, you light weight!
I’LL Drink in your honor. See you later you magnificent bastards!
rokan, you can’t meet anyone like me because there is no else like me. :)
Awww Pump, you sound so down :(
I have a serious problem, I am addicted to chocolate chips and marshmallows…
::shovels handful into mouth::
A handful of which …got shoved…?
I know DD. Its kind of heartbreaking.
Hey Pump. Here’s a new AVI to cheer you up, buddy.
Rokan, I don’t doubt that there is no one else like Diane, but there are plenty of women who would never let a man lay a hand on her (to do her harm of course). I would never tolerate abuse. I feel for your girlfriend though, I am sure his abuse really did a number on her and have made her disfunctional in a number of ways including sexually. To be sexual and enjoy your body and all that it can do/feel/etc… you have to have confidence in yourself and trust in others. I hate to break it to you buddy but cheating on her is continuing HER cycle of abuse by men. I am not saying you’d ever lay a hand on her, but you also aren’t surrounding her with the love and support she needs to get better if you’re banging (finger or otherwise) other women.
Ok, I am done, love you and no hard feelings.
No Rokan, I post the Avi’s to cheer Pump up.
dysfunctional, I hate when I do that and can’t go back to fix it, I have my red marker out and I am writing all over my monitor.
Well said, CB. I am done cheating on her. She never knew about it, and we don’t live in the same state right now. I would hate to think I was adding to her pain and disfunction.
If I had my way, I’d break the fucker into little pieces.
I’ll be good now . . . but CB, I really like pussy, and girls keep trying to give it to me. WHat’s a Wookie to do?
Rokan….
….If she needs love…..get her a puppy….
…If she needs cock….send her to me…..
…if she needs you….don’t worry about the situation….she’ll never leave you…