Today will certainly be embarrassing for 2008 “American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta, and I’m sure he would appreciate everyone’s understanding and discretion. But that sure as fuck isn’t gonna happen here. Not after his pain-in-ass-dad got busted with his dick in a prostitute. Us magazine says…
“The father of ‘American Idol’ runner-up David Archuleta was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute, stemming from a raid in January.
Jeff Archuleta pleaded no contest and paid a $582 fine after being busted at the Queens of Reiki on Jan. 14 in Midvale, Utah.
During the raid, Midvale officers found one client receiving services, according to news reports.
‘Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity,’ Midvale Police Sgt. John Salazar told news outlets. ‘Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse.’
Jeff Archuleta, 41, was that male client, according to court documents.
But his lawyer Eric Bauer told NBC4 in Midvale that he was there getting legitimate massage therapy for his back.
“Legitimate massage therapy for his back”? Wow. The balls on this guy. I’ve never been to a prostitute (in this country) but if I got arrested I like to think I could do better than that. Like it wasn’t prostitution at all. We we’re having a contest to see if I could come in her mouth. And if I could she got 100 dollars in prize money. Yaay, she did it, she won!
This is not a good post. I have no interest in this at all. Wow.
And, oh crap, was I FIST?!That must be a reflection of how bad this post is.
wake me up when Farrah is Dead!
I’d rather read about lefty’s ball hair than this crap.
So looks like Topher’s been busy …
am i the only one who squinted at that testicle microphone on his cheek?
looks like a skin disorder. or a nut.
re-posting: what if i run a marathon, deebs and let you stick your face in my swamp ass…how’d that be?
(from previous post)
DD says, “what if i run a marathon, deebs and let you stick your face in my swamp ass…how’d that be?”
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…without question, DD. I’d be all for that.
yaaawwwwnnnn. my dad gets caught with asian hookers all the time.
wait…what?
Wait, are we talking bare ass, DD, or just sticking my face on your sweaty shorts?
hell yes. most motherfuckers have to pay for asians. i’m gonna “rurn” this bitch.
oh someone rikey the happrey ending
…who am I kiddin, either way I’m game
i’d munch that ass while it’s turtleheading at the finish line.
Look at least Dad was shagging a female…his baby boy looks like he’s next up on the Glambert Anal Choo-Choo Train…
lefty, asian girls have very tight butt holes. Fuck the grip from that shit star.
“At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse.”
From the looks of the dude, he was the only one gratified…and dude looks like an audience reject from a Beaumont stop for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour…
Wow he went to a Rub N Tug….he must be a witch…BURN HIM!!!
JULIE!!! JUUUUUULLIEEEE!!!!
lol