I’m sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call “Don’t Need Nothing” and then (*wink*) they add “But A Good Time” in parenthethes. After that the stage dropped on Brett Michael’s head, a number the audience called, “The Most Awesome Thing We’ve Ever Seen Here”.
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Lo, you’re almost right…read this:
“The band joined the cast of hair-metal musical Rock of Ages, a show that also features the music of Warrant, Whitesnake and Quiet Riot — and yes, was nominated for five Tonys.”
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
to answer those posters who don’t have “Google”, there is a Broadway show called “Rock of Ages” that features the music of 80’s hair-metal bands. Think “Mama Mia” but for the mullet-sporting crowd.
Everybody knows fat girls can’t afford blow with their grocery bills.
What cracks me up is the fact that you know in his head he was thinking how hard he rocked and how awesome he still is then did one of the most humiliating things, outside of being Brett Michaels, that someone could manage.
Only thing I know about fat girls is they can suck a hippo through a keyhole and they take it in the ass.
They cook a mean hangover breakfast too, DB.
Goddamn right, Zombie.
brett michaels almost died? i was almost heartbroken!
I wonder if you instantly go to hell for decapitating yourself at the Tony Awards.
Poison Def Leppard and Cheap trick are coming to SLC. I wanna gooooooo
If Brett Michaels had died from this, would his death be worthy of Darwin Award consideration?
Don’t know how injured he really is. With any luck he is knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door-o-oor. If he’s unhurt, watching the video might convince him suicide is the next best option.
I was really hoping to get a peak at the first Ed Hardy casket, too.
Maybe Rodman’ll get hit by a bus today.
I am going to buy a monitor and slap together a PC just to have that looped endlessly on a wall.
TITS: I don’t think this would qualify for a Darwin. If he dies from Hep C/AIDS caught from one of the skanks on his pathetic VH1 show, THAT might qualify.
the sound of that daisy chick’s voice is enough to suck the brains right out of any person’s skull. so it’s not surprising he has no motor skills
I hope Brett’s hat is okay *sigh*
so why is his name, albeit misspelled with 2 T’s instead of 1, capitalized in the header here but not on the main page?
you confuse me, posting dude.
Brett Michaels, beheaded, national TV…why didn’t anyone try this sooner?
TV Programming Wheel of Fortune…three wheels
Wheel #1: Pseudocelebutrash
Wheel #2: Mode of death
Wheel #3: Network, cable, PPV
Maybe we could get Speidi, Mr. Hands, and PPV next…true must see TV…
DD, I’ve noticed that capitalization thing too.
But Current Posting Shitstain probably doesn’t notice… We should count ourselves that he can even type well enough to get a few words in the correct order to convey some kind of thought.