06.08.2009 Brett Michaels almost died

I’m sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call “Don’t Need Nothing” and then (*wink*) they add “But A Good Time” in parenthethes. After that the stage dropped on Brett Michael’s head, a number the audience called, “The Most Awesome Thing We’ve Ever Seen Here”.

(117) Comments

  1. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 08:13

    Sitting here listening to some Broadslab makes me want to finish the job and rip Bret Michaels’ fucking head off!

  2. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 08:16

    Tony - It is not worth the jail time man.

  3. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 08:18

    Van Douche, wouldn’t playing a small sampling of Poison’s music for the jury be enough to get an acquittal?

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 08:18

    “Tony - It is not worth the jail time man.”

    Jail time?? After the two Rock of Love shows and foisting Daisy de la Ho on us, no jury would convict him…

  5. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 08:20

    Tony/Rick -

    While you make a persuasive argument think of how many pudgy, pasty, and frankly disgusting middle aged housewives remember him as a super stud and crush in their lives?

    Are you willing to risk it? Then keep in mind how many prisoners feel the same way about him and how hard they will rape you.

  6. Bella 06/08/2009 08:20

    I find it funny that people actually know that this 90’s has-been (never-was IMO) spells his name with only one “t”.

  7. DB's Treasure 06/08/2009 08:21

    Is today….Jimmy Shaker day?

  8. snatch 06/08/2009 08:21

    hi-dee-ho!

  9. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 08:23

    The only reason I know his name has one T now is because DD pointed it out.

  10. CodPiece 06/08/2009 08:23

    Is that Meatloaf on the right??

  11. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 08:24

    well, every other website has his name spelled that way…but i’ll admit it, i was a poison fan in my early ignorant pre-teen years. so, yes…this 80’s bubble gum rock band is way past its prime.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 08:24

    snatch, you’re a welcome sight on a Monday…or any day that ends in “y”…

  13. Zombie 06/08/2009 08:25

    Tony, what’s that about Broadslab?

  14. snatch 06/08/2009 08:26

    thanks, Rick

    I didn’t watch the clip
    is brett dead?

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 08:26

    “While you make a persuasive argument think of how many pudgy, pasty, and frankly disgusting middle aged housewives remember him as a super stud and crush in their lives?

    Are you willing to risk it? Then keep in mind how many prisoners feel the same way about him and how hard they will rape you.”

    Given how many housewives (and inmates) got pregnant to Poison’s…um…music and had their lives ruined, they would be grateful that someone slayed the drag(queen)on for them…

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 08:27

    “is brett dead?”

    snatch, only his career…but I still keep praying…

  17. Bella 06/08/2009 08:27

    Hey Diane, I had poor teenage musical taste too so I’m not judging, but, hair metal guys always turned me off since they wore more makeup than me….

  18. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 08:27

    Zombie, I’m listening to Broadslab right now, I like it.

    I like my music heavy and they definitely a sound I don’t come across often.

  19. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 08:28

    Is like 50/50 Rick. 25/75 in Kentucky.

  20. snatch 06/08/2009 08:29

    I saw every hair band imaginable in concert back in my early teens

    ahh memories

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