06.08.2009 Brett Michaels almost died

I’m sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call “Don’t Need Nothing” and then (*wink*) they add “But A Good Time” in parenthethes. After that the stage dropped on Brett Michael’s head, a number the audience called, “The Most Awesome Thing We’ve Ever Seen Here”.

(117) Comments

  1. Observer 06/08/2009 09:04

    I LOVE Country…..

    I like the “Hell Yeah” girl and the “Suds In A Bucket” girl….at least the one in the video if that wasn’t the singer…..

    I also like the classics….The Cars, The Clash, The The…..

    …anything with “The” in the name……

  2. Zombie 06/08/2009 09:07

    Kings Of Leon is probably the most overrated “rock” group to emerge in the past few years. I always change the station if they happen to come on the air.

  3. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:09

    I would do bad things to the “Suds in the Bucket” girl, even during one of her fat spells.

  4. Observer 06/08/2009 09:11

    Tex Stunt Sock…..

    …FAT?!

    How fat does she get?

    …because sometimes I get choosy about my fantasy bullshit.

  5. Bella 06/08/2009 09:11

    To each his/her own Obs, but, agreed on the classics.

    I hate soap operas, most network tv and teen vampire novels too though, so, maybe I should have get my chromosomes checked?!

  6. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 09:13

    i just can’t get into KOL, and it’s not for lack of trying.

    mudvayne is coming to town, i’m rather excited about that. i missed ‘em last time they were here.

  7. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 09:13

    Alright, enough of these boobs, I wanna see some tits!

  8. Observer 06/08/2009 09:14

    I must say….

    …thanks to my DVR….I was pleasantly surprised…..or perhaps “enlightened” to discover that Debbie Harry has soft puffy nipples …..as displayed in the movie “Videodrome”…..

    …which was on cable a few weeks ago….

    I missed it in 1983….so my 30 years of waiting finally paid off….IN FULL….

  9. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 09:15

    Zombie, I’m in Dallas.

  10. Observer 06/08/2009 09:15

    Bella….

    …I might be a chick….or just a big pussy…

    …I like Soap Operas…..well…I like when the girls on Cinemax soap themselves up….I actually don’t care whether they sing or not…….

  11. DB's Treasure 06/08/2009 09:16

    Female vampires are hot as hell. I have a vampire/goth fetish. None of that playing with knives shit, just some girl with crystal light blue eyes, jet black hair and red sexy underwear…

    …I think I just glued my zipper’s teeth together.

  12. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:16

    I can’t find any good chubby shots of her, Obs. It’s usually during live shows and whatnot, and not when she’s got a new album or something coming out.

    It’s not Kelly Clarkson fat or anything, but somewhat plump.

  13. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:18

    Great… Another fucking steer and/or queer…

  14. Observer 06/08/2009 09:19

    DB’s Treasure….

    …do you watch “True Blood” on HBO?

    I see an ad for it at the top of the site…..

    …..so hopefully that sponsorship will translate into a parade of nudity from the show……

    They had a few awesome nudes last season……

    I usually wait for the end of the season and then watch everything “on-demand” …..much quicker that way…..

  15. Watt(Power) 06/08/2009 09:20

    Bella, I sure hope you aint a twilight bitch. Ill kill ya

  16. Observer 06/08/2009 09:21

    Texas Stunt Sock….

    Thanks for looking

    …what is the singers name? I’ll try a search myself…..

  17. Observer 06/08/2009 09:22

    DB’s Treasure….

    …did you ever see the Alyssa Milano nude vampire movie?

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 09:22

    “Bella, I sure hope you aint a twilight bitch. Ill kill ya”

    “I hate soap operas, most network tv and teen vampire novels too though”

    Watt, you don’t have to kill her…but she might like being pounded senseless by your “hammer”…

  19. DB's Treasure 06/08/2009 09:22

    I don’t watch “True Blood”, Obs. I cannot stand the girl who’s the main character. She also plays Rogue in XMen. I think she’s fucking ugly and she cant act worth a shit.

  20. Watt(Power) 06/08/2009 09:22

    True blood was awesome lizzy caplin has a perfect rack
    And I’d blow my load on anna paquin

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