I’m sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call “Don’t Need Nothing” and then (*wink*) they add “But A Good Time” in parenthethes. After that the stage dropped on Brett Michael’s head, a number the audience called, “The Most Awesome Thing We’ve Ever Seen Here”.
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I would blow my wad in, on, and around Anna Paquin like a chalk outline.
Fuck off Watt, I’d commit suicide before reading that shit…
I MAKE MY GUMMY BEARS 69 BEFORE I EAT THEM
Sara Evans, soon to be Sara Stunt Sock.
Good girl bella. I got no beef with ya
But I’d like to beef ya
Hello to you too Watt.
What size shoe do you wear, Bella?
7.5-ish?
DB’s Treasure…..
….There is not much I watch for the “acting”….
…there were a lot of tits on the show…..
…when I release my mute button and stop the slo-mo and reverse buttons…..
…I’m usually watching “The Universe” ….to piss-off TITS ….because I’m planning to pork his woman on that show…..
By the way…..
….as an elder gentleman….I know I’m out of touch….but is this sock-stuffing masturbation some kind of internet meme?
http://sticky-n00dz.com/keep-it-covered/this-guy-enjoys-fucking-anyone.html
(NSFW - because it was posted by me you silly homos)
Dammit Obs!
I bet Amy Mainzer wears a size 8
7….why?
new thread
Just… um… curious.
(If you had said 4 Youth, I’d be looking out my window for Chis Hansen. 10.5 Womens, I’d be locking my office door in fear of your Amazon arse. 12 Men’s, I’d say “What’s up, pepper?”)
“Amy Mainzer
Research Interests
* Asteroids, brown dwarfs”
Obs, Tony, based upon her interests, it looks like Dr. Mainzer would rather date those little wrasslers on Lucha Libre…
Rick (P)….
It must be destiny…..I’ve got “ass-teroids” AND a dwarf (more white than brown) together in my tighty-whities…..
And it don’t get better than thisssssss…..*!
Surely.
This is the best thing to happen to humanity since the invention of ice cream. They should implement this tactic for future award shows. Every time an overpaid, obnoxious yahoo overextends his alloted time to bore the audience with his pretentious prattling, a Monty Python 16 ton weight should be dropped on them.
This is a good idea. Make it so.