What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
(hq jump = here)
Pepper I know you are a pro at sucking cock so I have faith you can drain me dry of this backed up load I’ve got.
Backed up load, that just sounds gross.
I haven’t spent longer than an hour away from WWTDD since I signed up a couple weeks ago. Anybody else? That’s got to be a record.
Headly: You have no idea my friend. Last trip was basically me swearing my oath in to hell for sure. If i don’t make it back you kids can have my laptop.
That would be pretty impressive if that was the case.
I am arguing with myself, it feels weird.
Good, because I’m about to throw mine out the window. It’s a Toshiba with a “smartpad” that if you hit it wrong, switches pages on you. I’m gonna take a hammer to it.
Somebody talk dirty to me. My cock is rock hard.
CB: You are more than welcome “hubby also” to join us for a drink or two down on Main St.
Anyone else watching the College World Series? I’m watching my beloved LSU Tigers do their best to blow it to an “overmatched” Virginia team.
C’Mon, you fuckers, HIT THE BALL!!!
Sorry, I get a little worked up…..
Tom, that would require me having to get offline and leave the house. I don’t think soooo!
Headly: Sir I also have a Toshiba with a “Smartpad” and it is the most retarded idea in the world. F my computer but it’s still on the block if I don’t make it back.
Headly. It works with some of my computers and it does not with two others. I use Firefox. I don’t understand why it works with one and not with another. I use Macs.
No shit? Then you know exactly how annoying it can be! Well, if you don’t come back, we can probably give it to Tony Stark. He makes all kinds of shit from everyday stuff. Iron suits, missles, scotch…
I see, Pep. I’ve got two Dells, this Toshiba, and my BB. Can’t see it by “ghosting” on any of them.
you may roll over……licks lips…
YEEEEEESSSSS!!!! Goodbye Mr Spaudling! Three run homer for LSU, 8-4 Tigers!
I know, I should probably go over to “With Leather” with this shit, right?
CB: I was just being polite and offering. The boss is a sweet heart and i feel bad for her. I have not been laid in almost two months and she is in for a life wakening experience. I am 6′2 and 230 and she is 5′2 and 105?? so the collateral damage is going to be borderline catastrophic.
*rolls over and lets a fart rip right before Pepper wraps his lips around my beautifully manscaped penis*
What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?!