What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
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Tom, fake CB posted that. I appreciate the offer and your girlfriend is cute… does she like girls ;)
Kidding of course.
Someone KILL fake CB
Oh man, Tom…take it easy on the poor girl. That’s a lot of pent-up aggression driving that 6′2″ 230lbs!
Tony talk dirty to me you big hunk. I want your e-fist deep up my e-anus.
Tony! Oh just sitting around singing a negro spiritual and shootin the shit as usual. Hey, if Tom doesn’t come back from his booze cruise next week, he’s gonna leave you his laptop. I figger you can make something handy out of it…
Fake CB, try to be funny…you fucking suck big time.
This would be great if we had no clue……you are a fucking retard
Sorry I haven’t posted a comment in several minutes. I heard a loud crash in the kitchen and had to check it out. It was my goddamn kids crawling on the counter trying to get food out the cabinets and they broke a glass. I coulda sworn I dropped them little shits off at their grandma’s yesterday.
Yeah, Headly, I could take Tom’s computer.
I tend to collect electronic stuff. I can make a computer or two out of the stuff I have lying around here.
It might just give me what I need to make the computer controlled still I’ve always dreamed of.
Buddy, if anybody can make a computer-cotrolled still, my money is on you.
Sorry about the padlocks by the way. I was getting frustrated about the lack of attendance…
Zombie, you are a fucking stupid PUNK with a girls car. You are a real fucking asshole for bringing up her kids again.
Well Headly, I am one of the many people guilty of actually ignoring this site to do other things on the weekend.
Pepper, you think it’s Z? Do you know that or are you being an agent provacateur?
Sure thing Pepper. So would you prefer I talk trash about black people and switch my avi to a stupid monkey pic? That seems to be the protocol that fits your dull sense of humor.
Fake CB must have forgotten that I got rid of my kids about a week ago, I re-homed them and all is good. Little shits were complaining about me being on the computer all of the time so I kicked them to the curb. Come up with some new materia.. Oh wait, I have a cock, that’s a good one! Let’s go with that.
Fake CB?Zombie, do what ever you want you fuking turd. It’s the last time I type to you.
Guys talk to me please. Anybody, everybody. I need to feel wanted. Where’s Pump?
I hear ya, Tony. I’ve been on more than usual lately because I haven’t been going out much and haven’t been doing much. A lot of my buddies have been out of town and I’m getting into a dating rut as well. but what the fuck, it’s fun here on this site anyway. It’s like an evil carnival in here…now with extra clowns!
Headly, just a hunch…
“Well Headly, I am one of the many people guilty of actually ignoring this site to do other things on the weekend.”
What’s that mean? I don’t understand.
Headly. I think it’s The Big Apple Circus with only one clowns with many socks…