What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
(hq jump = here)
::nudges Tony’s elbow:::
Tony…at the end of the bar, there’s a guy in a CB mask staring at you. I mean, that IS a mask, right?
Yeah Headly you’re right. I find it’s best to ignore the trannies out there.
:::watches as fake CB walks to jukebox and plays “Goodbye Horse”:::
Oookay then….Tony, drink up buddy, lets see what the girls are doing at the Spearmint Rhino…
or “Goodbye Horses”. Goddam cheap wine…
Okay, that’s ballgame! Tigers win! Gonna go get drunk, kids. Last one out, lock the door…
Last four posts…priceless….making another Gin and Tonic
fuckin lonely night…
hello guys
:::peers drunkenly around, checks pocketwatch:::
Almost 530. Soon will be the dawn! Back to the coffin…
:::whips cape over shoulder, peers at lightening horizon and hisses, capers off into the darkness of the basement, trips drunkenly over chunk of Tony’s leftover armor:::
What’s up kids. Soooo I just blew up my first kiddy pool. Wow I’m getting old.
Pump, your condom duck makes me howl as if the world’s axis passed through me.
I want Bella’s cunt to flay me with my shadow. Like a play.
Mony I want to thank you personally for the many laughs during the nine to five. Bravo good sir
Keep doin it for the lulz guys… ;)
bella how are things up north? Did I tell you that I have family in Edmonton?
The president President, needs to send all this Puerto Ricans back to the Dominican Republic…..
Pump, let’s tag team CB….
I do recall that Tom….
Man, looks like a Laker win…
Lick the laker girls if i could
My apologies, Bella. Your cunt belongs to your master!
As does your red hair; your wide eyes; your white skin; your turned-up nose; your heavy breasts…
Women with smaller breasts are on average, the most intelligent. I love the virgin moon climbing atop my quivering tree of bone; the night is red.
Suri Cruise is a stupid name. It doesn’t work as a name. Suri Cruise? No wonder the kid is retarded. Branded by name? Just saying.
“Suri Cruise is a stupid name.”
Not as bad as Tom’s choice for a name had they had a son…
Rainbow Cruise…
a reminder of when Tom felt the first stirrings of true love…
This was a funny comment section.
I’m enthralled to watch CB007 and “Fake” CB007 going at it like two boys in a bath-house.
Hope the each got a reach around…..
CB007 (real)….did you say you were a swallower?
You did good honey….a real fighter.