What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
(hq jump = here)
punches all the buttons for “doo wop”
Britney looks pretty damn good here. I am a fan of meaty thighs.
::turns off external microphones::
No go right ahead.
::duke of earl starts playing::
Well hello Scum, nice Avi you’ve got there buddy.
And Pump, come on buddy, what do you mean you couldn’t find any pussy on the way home. I drove right past you like 3 times, you were rocking out to Walking on Sunshine and totally missed me…
Don’t encourage him CB.
Who, Scum or Pump?
hi Scum, hi CB
<–longtime lurker here
Don’t encourage scum.
Holy shit, my dogs are going apeshit, is there going to be a damn earth quake or something. Can’t they sense them before they happen?
Hi blur! Nice to meet you :)
CB007, they do that when a Kneegrow is about to burglarize your house.
I was planning to order some pizza and watch a blu-ray but I’m kinda sleepy. What am I gonna do? Help!
cb: you are my sunshine baby
and I fucking hate american voiceovers on asian movies. (they showing hero on spike)
Am I in the fucking Twilight Zone? Who are all you strange people? Where are my friends? I’d even settle for OHM. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!!
…um….ASSHOLES!!!
pottz, we eat people like you on the night shift…
<—strange person
Pottz, strange can be a good thing - just different is all, lol
OK, I want to line up every single mother fucking Internet Marketing genius and shoot them in the fucking head!
Are you telling me I can’t visit ESPN in Firefox without them redirecting me straight to their fucking Frosty Flakes sponsor?