What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
(hq jump = here)
i’m gonna order pizza from papa johns. any suggestions? (dominos and pizza hut is also available)
All quiet in Durdenville tonight….hmmmmm
Tony, aren’t you using adblocker plus addon in firefox?
If you are not, install that.
Yeah, pump that makes it worse.
The ad is blocked, but ESPN still redirects to that bullshit site automatically.
The internet used to be such a good idea. Before Marketing ass wipes started fucking things up.
Every site doesn’t need a 10 Flash objects on the page!
If I wanted to watch moving pictures automatically I’d turn on the TV.
Fight the power!
Fight the power!
Fight the power!
you can also try flashblock or noscript for blocking flash, javascripts etc.
Yeah, pump, I’ve tried those things, but there are sometimes it screws up something else.
I’d prefer a big ass Electro Magnetic Pulse to fry every computer on the planet - that’d show them.
so what do you think about
black olives, mushroom, roma tomatoes, pepperoni pizza?
Pump, are you there?
:::stumbles down stairs, peers drunkenly around:::
Hello? Anyone?….Cujo?
:::looks around, pulls out soiled pics of CB’s avis:::
(Ziiiiip)
Fapfapfapfap
:::notices jukebox has been playing “Turn The Beat Around” for ten minutes:::
There’s five bucks in this thing with just that playing! Pepper, is this you?!?
Man Headly, mabye that had something to do with my horrible nightmare I just had? I fell asleep early (like 9:30, yeah I know, I am a loser, shush) and just woke up to a horrible dream. I am scared to go back to sleep now!
SO WHAT?
I am sure all of you are either 1) partying or 2) sleeping so I will try to fall back asleep the only way I know how ;)
::looks around, wonders “was that weird Bonnie chick talking to me? she responded so fast, as if she knew about my dream, and was waiting to taunt me” decided nah, she’s just the tourettes chick that Super B beat the shit out to tonight::
Hahahhaa! CB did I give you nightmares? I didn’t mean to frighten you. Here baby I’ll give you a safety word. Just say “falafel” and I’ll tone it down a little. Yes, I’m out at a bar and I’m kinda hiding out. Things didn’t go bad tonight but they didn’t go good either. So….another drink please!
So….in this dream, was I wearing a cape and mask like in “Eyes Wide Shut”? Because I know those guys. That’s just another Thursday night in Headlyville.