What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
(hq jump = here)
Ya know, this place smells like sex and onion rings when nobody is around.
:::turns on fan, flips on TV, takes Ketel off shelf:::
Frisky Dingo is pretty fucking funny. I may be Xander Crews…
Venture bros now. i would totally fuck the taste out of Dr Girlfriends mouth….
Not even the Europeans at 3330am CST American? Wow. This place needs some advertising. Lora? Rem? Mony?
Boy, I shoulda totally NOT fucked up my date tonight. All you bastards are sleeping or doing evil.
Oh well.
:::sighs, pours next and fatal vodka:::
104th bitchez!!
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Good morning people, I have been immobilized for the past two days.
Can we get a new post Brend0n….
Good morning Ms. Bella. How are things in the land of all things hockey and Molton double label beer??
It’s Saturday and I elected that I would work today. Why? Why do I agree to stupid shit? Why? I’m hungover and have the supervisor standing behind me. I wanna shoot myself.
db: i just received my electronic cigarette in the mail and am hung over trying to read instructions in Korean.
DB, don’t shoot yourself, it’s too messy, try jumping out the window.
If it makes you feel better, I got home at 4am and now I’m about to drive back and start cleaning the new place.
The sun is shining in Canadia Tom, so, it’s mighty fine! ;)
Bella: Did I mention I have dual citizenship. My mom and family are born and raised in Edmonton. Went there when I was seven. Big mall and that’s all I remember.
The ONLY things I am familiar with about Alberta is the West Edmonton Mall and the Cowgary Stampede…
Toronto’s the nearest big city to me, but, I don’t want to live there.
Headly, you were wearing a cape!!! Everyone else good morning! Its early here, everyone is still asleep but the puppy (who woke me up), why did I get a puppy…
Pepper, it’s way to early for your Avi, I haven’t even had breakfast.
CB, your ass is nice. I’d like to lick your butthole.
In fact, I’d spread your ass so wide that I’d be tonguing your stomach.
Row 3, pic 2…why is Chelsea Handler acting as Britney’s assistant? and isn’t Chelsea taller than Britney??
I’d do it while you were on your knees and your ass in the air. You’d be busy moaning and reaching back to flick your meat wallet while I was in mid session. You’d swear I had 3 tongues. After I got done warming you up I’d take my schwantz and press it against your arse hole. You would be so into it that you would push back. I’m gentle, so no worries. That’s when you’d take a gaze back and check me out while I pushed your shit in.
Damn, I’m bored.