06.12.2009 No, Britney, not … not that one

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What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.

And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”

(hq jump = here)


(260) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 06/13/2009 08:46

    and why do I know this useless information?? and why has the knowledge of such knowledge not already driven me mad??

  2. Headly 06/13/2009 08:49

    Greetings all! Glad t 0

  3. Headly 06/13/2009 08:50

    This fucking keyboard is gonna get it…

  4. DB's Treasure 06/13/2009 08:53

    Headly, you might as well be the funniest fucker on this site. I laughed at your simple, “This fucking keyboard is gonna get it…”.

    I’m outta here folks. Gonna visit my crippled buddy in Jersey. Share a few beers and celebrate his late father’s birthday. I wish you all a happy, safe weekend. Have a brew for me.

  5. Headly 06/13/2009 08:56

    Cheers DB. Have a great time!

  6. Headly 06/13/2009 09:16

    Well, if everyone is gonna be this way…

    :::padlocks beer cooler and liquor cabinet, slams door on way out:::

  7. pantsbensch 06/13/2009 10:13

    This daffy broad is on the list. But then again, so is hating her. Tough call. http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com

  8. black bitch 06/13/2009 10:20

    not much more “jewish” than a pack of khazars trying to snap up a girl’s skirt as she gets out of a car so they can sell their “art” for a few pieces of silver. what a sad group of losers.

  9. And the Beat Goes On. « Logic 06/13/2009 11:12

    [...] thing more than I’ve seen my own kitten. And Mittens sleeps in my room! Britney, cover that snarling thing the fuck [...]

  10. Tom Foolery 06/13/2009 11:45

    just got back from the bars, afternoon gents

  11. pump 06/13/2009 13:04

    phew, working on saturday sucks
    hello everyone

  12. Tito's Appendix 06/13/2009 13:59

    Pump, I second that with all my heart

  13. Mony Vibescu 06/13/2009 14:03

    Pump, your condom duck makes me splash my inner look with spunk!

  14. Vulcan Science 06/13/2009 14:10

    This dumb chick covers up her face more than her vag—nice

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  16. CB007 06/13/2009 15:39

    Anyone still around?

  17. Perdogg 06/13/2009 15:53

    I think she is wearing flesh colored panties.

    Here is an upskirt of AnnaLynne McCord, where you can see Kitty.

    http://egotastic.com/image?path=0906/annalynne-mccord-upskirt-03.jpg&info=AnnaLynne McCord Upskirt Pussy Pictures

  18. The Insurrectionist Tony Stark 06/13/2009 16:06

    ::motions for Dummy, the helpful Stark robot, to come over to the liquor cabinet and beer cooler::

    Hey, Dummy, get the locks off these people need access to their alcohol.

  19. CB007 06/13/2009 16:09

    Oh thank goodness, Dummy, can you also pour me a drink? Make it stiff.

  20. The Insurrectionist Tony Stark 06/13/2009 16:22

    How’s the puppy CB?

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