What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
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Hi kids, what’s happening? Tom, that’s quite the collection of eejits you’ve got there, lol! Looks a lot like my crew…of course, all knots of drunken idiots look alike anyway…
Yeah but it is orange sweat band. Get it right CB. And yes that is why I’m coming home but will be in HB until July 1st. CB you want to have a drink with me and the “Boss”??
CB, just put your avi back on. We know who the fake is.
Your number is 91271 and the fake is 108481.
Now can I have some ass?
Headly: You have no idea, but for the cruise next week there are twenty five of us “eejits”. God help us all.
No thanks Tom, I’d rather sit at home and jerk off to the internet.
There you go Pepper :) Tom, I am impressed with myself. Nice. Tom, who is the boss?
Don’t roll over, give me 2 minutes……..
Headly, want to give me a hand?
……SPLENDID!
CB: The girlfriend/other/boss/keepsmeoutoftheclink
If anyone ever finds the site where I get the avis from my Durden rep is so screwed.
Heh, your liver is in for a real beating, good luck, buddy! I see we have a fake CB now…Pep, I can’t get anyone’s number to show on any computer I have, but I’m fairly illiterate in the ways of the computer. Is there some trick to that?
Tom, you are bringing your “boss” to the bachelor party? Or just down to visit with you?
Headly I can’t either but if you click on fake cb you can see the join date. So stupid. No wonder you guys are so untrusting, people really are retarded.
Headly quit being such a geek and just lick my balls, oops I mean pussy. ;)
Balls work too fake CB, you are totally on to me…
CB: Bringing the “boss” on the cruise might be A)wrong B)tragic C)fatal. No she is meeting me at the parents house when I come back. If I come back.
Okay, I gotta chuckle outta that one…
Pep, it’s been 3 minutes… can I roll over now so you can suck me off :p
Lol, good thinking Tom, I don’t think she needs to see all of the debauchery that will go on.
I agree with CB, Tom. No good could possibly come of her having any knowledge of the trip. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t allow any cameras. NEVER a good idea…
The “victim” is on my left. R.I.P. Jason Clairmont.