The reason most hot girls aren’t good at things like softball is because who cares. Hot girls have way better things to do in high school, like prancing around. And cheerleading tryouts. And laughing when I ask them to prom. Carrie Underwood must have been ugly in high school, because she played in the City Of Hope charity softball game and didn’t look like a total spaz. Most girls swing a bat with the same force a magic fairy would use when granting a wish, but Carrie smacks the ball around like it just called her fat.
The other blond - the incredibly, incredibly hot one - is Whitney Duncan, who I’ve never hear of. Wiki says she was a finalist in 2007 on Nashville Star, though I have no idea what that might mean. And Splash had pictures of her (other side) and underneath a caption claiming she was filming a video. Hopefully Splash had some kind of layout mixup because the shit they say is a video looks more like an antiperspirant commercial.
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Rawlings? I would think she could afford better.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
I don’t know what to say other than I want to bang both these corn-fed, country broads. While they’re wearing those softball outfits. Or any other outfit. Penis.
Golden Flake sign on the fence… Where’s lefty?
I hope there were no Louisville Sluggers present at that game. If so, I feel for the men’s truck headlights.
“Hot girls have way better things to do in high school, like prancing around. And cheerleading tryouts. And laughing when I ask them to prom.”
NPD must have attended my high school…
HA HA! ZOMBIE LISTENS TO CARRIE UNDERWOOD!!!
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…so do I
Soft ball is for super dykes, right B?
I don’t necessarily listen to her, but damn, you’d have to be Helen Keller not to have heard that song somewhere before.
Wow, I didn’t know Jesus could turn a double play.
No, I gotcha, Zombie. Even if I didn’t enjoy her music I would have heard it about 500 times by now. But I listen to Cat Country on the radio and I like Carrie’s music.
You know it Slappy…
From the last thread, will somebody please explain to stubbleonthebox that Topher was our resident homosexual (until stubbleonthebox got here, that is) and that “Enola Topher” was a play on that?
Never mind. Perhaps we can just ignore his dumb ass, and it will go away. Or maybe he can figure out that we’re fuckin’ high brow here, if he decides to tough it out.
Look! Tittays!
You saying Jesus couldn’t hit a curve ball?
What did Helen Keller say when she slipped on some ice?
Nothing. She was wearing mittens.
I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a Carrie Underwood song.
Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself!
Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.
DTF, that….was….PRICELESS! Thank you for the laugh.
Tony, you live in fucking Texas, man! How have you never heard her music?
I like this girl better than Megan Fox…
She can sing but I don’t like her music.